Posted in ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" SUNKEN PLACE SITUATIONS? UGH WOW

grandy glaze and malik joseph do round 2 for onlyfans

oh grandy…
grandy glaze seems to be falling victim to his fat ass and growing fame.
he was the class clown type at one point.
he comes off as the type that can get pussy because he’s funny.
that being said…

He is starting to do too much now.

 he made his onlyfans debut with malik joseph a while back.
unless i missed it,
it vanished into thin air.
grandy posted this today…

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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON UGH WOW X MARKS THE FOX YAWN!

everyone has stories but many of them aren’t best sellers

*You ever met someone and was intrigued by their mystery?
like,
you wanted to know more but they were real elusive about their moves.
the moment you got to know them tho,
they killed all the vibes because they weren’t what you thought they’d be?

snap.
ig.
facebook.
whatsapp.
twitter.
all of these platforms have stories.
kim kardashian’s social media is determined to kill folks mystery.
everywhere we turn,
there is another platform urging us to share our lives in story form.
this is the latest to join in on the story hype…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE UGH WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

joe biden needs our help and money in getting trump outta office

do people know to read the room?
i feel like they need to teach “room reading” in schools.
this week before thanksgiving in 2020 is a bleak one for many.
many of our thanksgivings are pretty much ruined.
i thought joe biden would know how to read a room better than trump.
he tweeted this and removed all doubt for me…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI UGH

how to lose friends and alienate people for thanksgiving

i was all set to head down to brooklyn for thanksgiving.
my home-vixen i use to work with,
one that i haven’t seen in a hot minute,
was throwing a small get-together at her crib.
the issue i was having was how i was getting down there.
she promised me a ride,
but in case that fell through,
i was gonna hop in an uber.

I wasn’t doing MTA at all

we have been watching the rona news carefully.
new yawk has been starting to spike something stupid.
cuomo was talking about gatherings only having 10 people.
well,
she sent me this today…

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