i swear i didn’t smoke any weed tonight.
the last time i got high,
it was pretty fuckin’ horrible.
it was at my old job before going to a birthday party.
i smoked because i wanted to let loose and be in the moment.
i thought i was good.
like many times before…
this is for us.
You ever been in a situation where after all the flirting,
and the light touches on your bawdy,
you FINALLY got the dick from “that dude you was feeling heavy”?
it’s like damn what took you so long to cum and align my chakras?
the vibes between you both was so right,
the sex was out of this world.
i’m patiently waiting on my wolf to come drop that dick off in me,
but this ain’t about me,
this is about “p-valley” on starz.
foxhole i’m obsessed.
The Pynk is a popular strip club in Mississippi, where intrigue abounds when the mysterious Autumn is welcomed by Mercedes, the dancer, and Uncle Clifford, the club’s discreet owner.
in last night’s episode called “the trap” (with spoilers)…
Continue reading “stripping, male back breakin’, and songs made for you (meet me over at p-valley)”
its one thing to watch someone you’re interested in on social media.
i’m guilty of this.
we all are.
in this social media forest,
if the person’s page is public,
you can pretty much witness the peep show that is “their life“.
we wake up and go to bed with you.
we know what you like to eat and where you work out.
we know when you’re single and when you’re in a relationship.
with enough sleuthing,
we can figure out whose cheeks you’re clapping/clapping your cheeks.
it’s all good when it’s on your phone or laptop,
but when someone starts getting obsessed and it’s takes it offline…
…that’s where the problem is born.
cutie and attentionisto,
has a stalker.
he addressed it on his ig stories…
Continue reading “stop stalking me”
we are gonna go “there” tonight.
so there is this disgusting stereotype that gay males are child molesters.
i don’t know how that started,
but it’s really sick.
Child molesters can come in all sexuality,
male or female.
just because gay males are attracted to other males,
i’m confused where kids come in.
well reality star and rapper,
was accused of touching a child at a pool.
it got so bad that security was called…
Continue reading “saucy santana is accused of touching a child at a pool”
you’re interested this guy in your real life.
you realllllllllllly like this guy.
he might not be “the fantasy guy”,
but he is sexy af to you.
he shows you hints and clues into his interest for you as well.
there is a connection there.
so it’s in the bag,
nah it’s not.
there is a song from alanis morissette i really like off her “jagged little pill” album.
that album is therapy for the broken-hearted.
the song is all about ironic situations that happen in this interesting life of ours.
a republican and stark trump supporter,
it’s the “how” that leads to the irony via “the washington post“…