everything is bigger in texas (and johnny’s cheeks is creating a massacre)

these days,
game developers know what they are doing.
tits are juicer and asses are perkier on vixen characters.
the nerds need something to jack off to.
in the new horror game,
texas chainsaw massacre,
someone was in gay lust behind the making of johnny.
keyword:

 

behind.
the devs stacked tf johnny…

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i ended up clappin’ cheeks because others told me how hard it would be

this is gonna be a silly entry but maybe a life-changing one,
depending on who picks up what i’m putting down.
so as you know,
or didn’t,
but i’ve been playing breath of the wild on the switch.
it has been keeping my mentalz pretty chill.
i haven’t played it for a few days but i finally got to the boss before the boss.

Van Naboris,
the dreaded camel in the desert level.

everyone,
from foxholers to reviews online,
talked about how difficult the level and boss were.
going into it,
i dreaded it and started doubting myself.
i had the skills and learned how to whoop ass up until that point.
apparently,
this is where all i learned was gonna be tested.
foxhole…

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what i’ve realized while playing breath of the wild these days…

i’m legit obsessed with this game atm.
breath of the wild
on the nintendo switch best represents life.

i bought this game in 2021 during the lockdown.
during that time,
i wasn’t in the right headspace for it.
i picked it up twice and each time,
i felt overwhelmed.
like my own life around that time,
i felt intimated by this big forest in front of me.
in zelda,
once you move past a particular section,
the world opens up for you to explore.
each time…

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everyone is scared to get canceled for playing hogwarts legacy

When I go spying on wolves that I was into,
or past friends that hurt my feelings,
I get triggered and sad…

That is my fault.

I can’t blame anyone for indulging in my triggers.

this is how i feel about the outrage over the harry potter spinoff game,
hogwarts legacy.
as you know,
or didn’t,
jk rowling is not the most liked person these days.
you can do your research as to why.
i’ve had ga(y)mer friends scared to play the game for fear of being canceled.
( x these streamers got bullied for streaming the game )
my thoughts…

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nightwing didn’t skip his squats for his debut in gotham knights

i think i’d do anything for a ps5.
well,
not ANYTHING.
i don’t understand why they only dropped gotham knights on ps5.
something about graphics or some nonsense.
it’s absolutely ridiculous.
so dick grayson,
aka nightwing,
is a playable character in the game.
i watched a streamer play the game over the weekend and foxhole…

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lets be dl and cruise gay bars in a glam noir virtual world!

i was telling folks that as soon as metaverse from fb launches,
i may just be one of the first to sign tf up.
mark zuckerberg said it would be a vr world that we would reside in.
it would be a place where we’ll socialize and work while never leaving home.

Imagine all the VR filth that folks will be having once this launches.

the only viruses you have to worry about is something norton would fix.
this was when everyone was #inside during the panny tho.
now that everyone is #outside,
and they want folks back in offices,
that concept may be dead in the water.
since we have to (maybe) wait for that,
there is a game with a DL gay lead that is out now.
it’s called “the beat: a glam noir game“.
you can even go to a gay bar to cruise within the storyline…

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