the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

I have a low-key crush on NFL baller wolf,
Stefon Diggs.

he isn’t like the others i’ve crushed on but i think that’s why he’s so hot to me.
he’s regula but a sexy regula.
not only that,
he is very charismatic,
funny,
and has hella personality.

i tend to really like that in all my wolves.
unfortunately,
those traits that can have someone ruining your life and credit too.
i saw that he celebrated his signature shoe with ASICS in new yawk a few weeks ago.
congrats to him on that.
i couldn’t help but notice something tho…

Fontin’ of the Olympics…

if you’re one of The Foxhole,
i know you have a knack for spotting someone fine from a mile away.
some of us are so good,
we can tell by the back of someone’s head if they’re going to be handsome.
we have super powers,
didn’t ya know?
some of you spotted this track star baller wolf right at the start of the olympics.

my tail was up and my own foxhole was vibrating.
i definitely wanted to know who tf he was too.
have no fear because jamari fox is here…

i don’t follow boxing baller wolf,
conor mcgregor,
all like that.
i just know he is irish,
part of #beardgang,
he lost to floyd,
and ashley cain reminds me of him a little bit.

conor has a new and random movie with jake gyllenhaal called road house.
i think this movie was for conor to debut that tail of his because…

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I’d like to call myself an tail-ologist of sorts.

from my long term Foxholers,
you know i love a nice tail on my wolves.
i’m a fox who loves tail and i’m not afraid to admit it.
as you can see from the shot above,
we can tell john cena is stacked due to that side tail shot above.

It’s all in the 180 degree curvature of the butt cheekage.

also,
it sits up high right at the top.
you can see it when some males wear dress slacks.
i feel that is the “oh he got ass ass” indicator.
you see it better when some of these males who sag their pants.

Some males got that “Peek a Boo” where their tails look better with pants off.
It looks better when in full display of naked.

john was caught preparing for his alleged humiliation ritual at the oscars last night…

This is what they think King James looks like in AI.
Hmm.
Those digital pecs “bees” sitting tho.

we all know that lebron king james is a big ‘n’ tall nba baller wolf.
you all know how i feel about him.
it is no doubt that many are trying to ride that meat mountain into the sunset.
he recently went viral of twitter because its seems these two people wanted him in a threesome…