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chris evans responds to ya’ll gawking over his alleged penis

i was talking to karaoke today and i reminded her of something she told me:

“You have to learn to laugh at yourself.
If you don’t,
others will learn your triggers and use it against you.”

that came up as we were discussing chris evans.
after his alleged pipe leakage,
you’d think he would stay in bed until next summer.
nope.
he just responded about his scandal…

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cardi b explains why kylie jenner had “wap” to be in the video

when anything becomes hype af for hypebeasts all across these forests,
i tend to ignore it until it’s regular.
i’m funny like that.
savage” by megan thee stallion is one song i had on ignore until recently.
it seems like “wap” is about to be on that same wave.
i’m about tired of hearing all the issues about this catchy/good/borderline basic song/video.
everyone is upset that kylie jenner made an appearance within the video.
ya’ll was so mad,
(  x a petition was made ) to have her removed.
it’s NEVER that serious tbh.
well everyone has been fuming as to why kylie was even in the video.
cardi made a statement on twitter…
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lebron james loves his man bags and aubrey huff is gonna have to learn to deal

lebron james is an alpha wolf,
you read me?
he has a strong presence that cannot be denied.
this video of him walking turned me inside out the other day…

the bow legs.
the stride.
the tail.
the bde.

halp.
i didn’t even peep or care about his little man-bag in his hand.
well this jackal did:

his name is aubrey huff and he is a “protestor of toxic masculinity“.
well this is what he had to say about king james
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shouldn’t tamar braxton be on a mission of healing and inner work because…

tamar braxton
yeah.
tamar is the type to have you scratching your head with her antics.
you want to feel sorry for her,
but she always does something that makes you go “wtf?“.
so she ( x released a statement ) after trying to take her own life.
it seems everything revolved around her contract with “wetv”.
well wetv released a statement about her new show on their network,
get ya life!“.
they said via “tmz“…
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most straight males think gay males look and act like tinker-gaddamn-bell

the straights always assume two things about gay males:

1 – Soft gentle feminine creatures who frolicking within the bushes
2 – Gigantic big bubbalicious mammals waiting to rape a straight male in jail or a dark alley

this is why they’re shocked when they meet someone who doesn’t fit that stereotype.
we all have had our assumptions of each other.
hell have you seen the mess that the straights get into these days?

after (  x yesterday’s post about @jxdahparker ),
saying he would drop a gay male for hitting on him,
this tweet flew down my timeline that i had to post…
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i don’t even think terry crews knows what he’s talking about

terry crews is lost.
i’m really confused with him these days.
before,
he would just show up in tv shows or comedic movies.
his role were usually memorable.
nowadays,
his ignorance is being showed on social media is his legacy.
he tweeted this about black lives matter that’s getting him dragged…
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