chappell roan came from the rich show pony club?

i’m so annoyed at this story.

when chappell roan first started,
i was really into her first album.

it is a fuckin’ masterpiece.

pink pony club.
coffee.
casual.
my kink is karma.
“good luck, babe” is definitely on my life soundtrack.

i respected her story too about being overlooked,
dropped,

then coming back like:

“watch this.”

i love a good underdog moment.
somewhere along the way tho,
something started being sus with her.
i couldn’t figure it out first,
but she started to feel
off.

the interviews
the tension with reporters

the drag makeup felt more like geisha makeup
the “don’t look at me for politics” after speaking on politics

the alleged uncle who is a republican in missouri

it started to feel less underdog and more “karen”.
i started wondering why wasn’t she more humble after being poor and overlooked.
well after her ( x recent antics ),
i guess the public is starting to get sick of her.
it turns out that chappell might actually be wealthy AF

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the sex worker, alleged HIV, and an outfit i’m not too much of a fan of

fonting of wolves who love pies,
heavy on the cream…

so the following was sent in and i want to be clear:

it’s all alleged.
like all stories we post in The Foxhole,
i can’t confirm if it’s true or false but as you know,
we love to speculate.

that being fonted,
if the following about alleged HIV and a sex worker is true,
would you be shocked?

sex work can put your health at risk,
especially when engaging in raw sex.
some sex workers ask for health status and papers; others ask for drugs and clout.

so the following was sent in by a F-BI about a sex worker we all know,
and i’ve fonted about more than a few times

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noah, geez, why you had to be an alleged racist?

ugh!
i hate when you discover someone and you find out they’re trash.
alleged trash,
but you can be the judge.

that being fonted:

i’m bout tired of some of these people letting their intrusive thoughts win.

…but i guess its good they do it so we can either ignore or boycott.
so remember i ( x posted about person the other day ).
his name isn’t “the foot demon” as i assumed his parent’s named him,
but it’s actually noah aka @noahgeez00.
well one of the F-BI showed me his alleged racist DM to a black creator and well…

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jay z is guilty by association since rihanna’s social media said so

i appreciate gen z on rih’s social media for their super sleuthing.
when i was a young millennial in my 20s,
i thought i knew everything because:

i was the master of the universe.

as i grew up,
i learned very quickly how i was loud and wrong about many things.
people i admired and went to bat for disappointed me as time went on.
so when i see all this discourse about jay z and harvey weinstein,
if i was a 20-something gen z,
i would probably believe what i saw and take it as truth.
realistically

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we knew this alleged attentionisto would request the “legs in the air” special

there is an idea that i’ve heard more than a few times:

many males in power and love control run on the bottom

in my head,
it’s because they spend most of their lives dominating others in their careers.
in the bedroom,
they want to be as submissive and/or experience pain.
if you talk or font with any escort,
they’ll share about males with big time careers who:

live out their dreams of cross dressing
role play as someone in a submissive role (i’ve heard being a baby)
want to feel excruciating pain in their private parts
pegged mercilessly and asked how bad they were

i’m sure if you look at all of those examples,
there is a psychological reason as to why.
tbh,
when many males get comfortable with you,
and they know you’ll keep their secrets,
they let you do things that they probably judge outside the bedroom.

this is why more males are throwing their legs back and vixens are munchin’ cheeks

no matter how masculine they are,
you can get a high pitched moan out of them depending on the comfort.
this is why many attentionistos run “fox” more often than not.
that and once their looks run out,
they end up being human blow up dolls to pay rent.

the following alleged attentionisto has started letting his fur down.

what we DON’T font about enough tho….

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her tongue put the diggs in stefon diggs (get it? diggs because… ok)

before we start,
stefon diggs
has a real fat tail.
i been peeping the side tail curves of the cheekage:

look at when he turns to the side and walks away with some other vixen on his “shoot up all the clubs” tour:

insta-cheekage with the little jello jiggle when he walks.
we stan.

anyhoo,
some she-jackal said not only was she allegedly fuckin’ stefon,

but she diggs all in that cake of his.
get it?
cause his last name is…
okay,
so these are her alleged tweets

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