the story of big daddy and how he ended up hard debutin’ his ex’s friend

*Foxhole,
if you meet someone who looks like this and he wants a monogamous relationship,
you better lock him down and keep him off the social forests.
Big Daddy right hea tho,
it’ll probably a few trips to pound town with some light sight seeing.

Let’s get into it.

the following entry is a doozy but its a real situation we may encounter.
every male we meet that gives us the googly eyes doesn’t always want something serious.
i think with the proper communication and the right questions,
we should already be on the same page with the person giving us the googly eyes.
so i remember seeing big daddy and motule all over my TL.
i didn’t get “relationship” from them because i didn’t see much chemistry between them.
they gave off “gays who have fucked a few times“:

lashawn,
who left that comment,
seems to have cum…
between
those two.
in more ways than one?
the F-BI alerted me of this scandal that has the forests barking

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i learned something while i was getting the juice on oj simpson

this weekend,
i went far down the oj simpson rabbit hole than i should have.

i was a kid when all this shit went down so i wasn’t interested.
my mother,
grandmother,
and aunt
were all locked TF in during the trial.

I remember my aunt having a tabloid that showed the entire crime scene and the dead bodies.

so i watched a few things about the murders of nicole brown simpson and ron goldman,
along with researching all kinds of who did it? and “what was the motive?“.
it creeped me TF out but i was so fascinated.
i learned one thing about oj simpson that reminds me of some of these black males today…

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more people keep telling me that trump is winning over biden

my straight friend said to me the other day:

“I hope people realize that Trump is going to be president.
I really hope they aren’t thinking otherwise.”

as much as i wanted to throw my shoe at his head,
he isn’t the first person to say this to me.
gay and straight.
IRL or on the Foxhole.
everyone is starting to pick sides the faster we approach voting season.
i mean,
let’s be real

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honey, look, a new lizzo temper tantrum just dropped

as i learn to really observe people,
i learn that those who are a “pro-” something are really insecure.

they play a good cosplay of “the strong one” or “i’m above it all” but…

These people are the first to be easily broken when the flames get too hot.

intense amounts of criticism usually breaks them.
that being fonted:

Lizzo annoys me to the core nowadays.

she was so amazing when she first came out and then took a serious left turn.
from the antics during the panny to claims of alleged bullying from her dancers.
you’d think she would lay low,
let this all blow over,
and come out with a song for us to forget those moments.
this is what i assumed she was doing because i haven’t heard her name in a minute.
nope!
i rolled my eyes when i saw her latest social media post

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diddy is might need to file for chapter 13 with God at this point

“A Lannister always pays it’s debts.” – the Lannister motto,
Game of Thrones

that is one of my favorite quotes from “game of thrones“.
that show was brilliant and showed the true dynamics of characteristics within people.
i took that quote as whatever debts we create in life,
we always have to pay in some way.
good or bad.

There comes a point we can’t outsmart or pay off our fates.

all eyes were tuned into diddy yesterday,
we all watched as his homes got raided and his kids were put in handcuffs.

and as much as i want to feel sorry for one of our black legends in entertainment…

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how many sex positions can you do in one minute?

am i the only one who thinks the straights are getting a little weird?
they use to talk so much shit about us but these days:

I think the straights are weird AF.

now i don’t know if these two are gay,
cause they’ll be still weird if they’re gay,
but they decided to show us a ton of sex positions but in one minute

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