It’s giving heavy Serena Van Der Woodsen.

i don’t know who does PR for some of these celebs but…

It would serve many of them to show up,
look cute,
say nothing,
and go home.
There are just some celebs that work better in silent.

blake lively seems to be one of those people.
it would really serve her to shut up and look pretty.
at first,
judging from the trailer…

i thought this movie was going to be a typical safe rom com.
to my surprise,
i was told it was about domestic violence.
blake lively had people out here dressing up in florals,
promoting her brands during the press tour,
and had a whole drink named after the abuser in the movie.
that person was played by justin baldoni.
during the premiere in copenhagen,
allegedly,
she said the movie wasn’t about domestic violence…

something told me to wait a minute about jonathan majors.
just chill jamari,
just chill.
when i saw the trailer for “magazine dreams“:

he can act and has a nice bawdy.
those things are facts but he is still weird.
allegedly,
in this audio from “rolling stone“,
it seems he admits to all that he claimed he never did…

a little file slid onto my desk from an F-BI:

“Locked up in Miami,
ready to be shipped to Atlanta for aggravated assault charges.”

for all of us in the Foxhole who are familiar with this attentionisto-but- jackal in disguise,
this comes is no surprise…

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The problem with industry is what they loved you for is what they’ll turn on you for too.

it’s similar to regular life tbh.
they’ll love that you are gay but hate that you got the husband before them.
and if the husband is FIONE…

you’ll really see the tables turn.
i think that is what lil nas x demise might be.

He was loved for being black and gay but then once he started doing too much,
he started being hated for being black and gay.

i think it all started when he slid down a stripper pole to hell.
his career was on life support when he compared himself to Jesus.
the music didn’t hit for that amount of trolling and that was that.
according to the swamp,
it seems like he is allegedly on drugs in his latest video…

When Aunt Patti allegedly outed Luther,
big and little “Loo-Fah”,
the black community was not having it.

say what you want about us,
but we CAN protect our unproblematic legends,
especially when it comes to their personal lives.
you see how fast we stood up to protect tevin campbell.
outing has always been a tricky game.
let a male be attractive,
and suddenly,
there’s a full-blown witch hunt into his sexuality.
straight jackals,
who claim to “hate that gay shit”,
sure do love spilling “that gay shit“.
enter comedian godfrey,
who decided to put not one but two beloved tv dads on blast…

He looks like Sexyy Red to me.

vixens are always on the hunt to decode their wolf’s secrets,
lurking in comment sections,
side-eyeing their man’s wolf pack,
and running to the nearest gay for confirmation.
let’s be 110%:

If you have to ask,
whether he is cheating or gay,
you already know.

the real question is:

…then what?

are they exposing him?
leaving him?
or is this just another episode of “i think my man is sus, but i still love him”?
enter tiktok’s self-proclaimed crime fighter,
the dl whisperer,
who claims he can sniff out a DL male from a mile away…