Category: THE ALLEGEDLY OF IT ALL
ashlee jenae, the weird fiancé, and another mystery to solve
one of my wolf friends,
who happens to be white,
is fully convinced ^this vixen was allegedly murdered by her fiancé.
her white fiancé,
btw.
one thing is that every year,
we got some mysterious murder mystery to solve.
it’s like a season in a TV “whodunit” come to life.
his and hers on “netflix”
imperfect women on “apple tv”
every season of desperate housewives on “whatever streaming service”
it ends up going nowhere but the alleged villain gets so shamed,
they are never seen again.
this is NOT like the 60s,
70s,
80s,
and 90s to do crime because the rihanna’s 20s social media will shame yo ass.
anyhoo,
this alleged “maybe” murder mystery belongs to ashly robinson aka ashlee jenae.
ashlee got engaged while on a birthday trip to tanzania with joe mccann…
…but in a weird twist,
she allegedly decided to hang herself while on said vacation.
this is the part that gives me sus via “people“…
two rich davids are back on the market
i just fonted about angel on “beauty and black” and stumbling onto this story.
Foxhole: take note.
so the goal is always to get married especially to the ultra wealthy male,
or find yourself in his will legally at least.
the highest earning person in the marriage usually has to shell out alimony,
especially child support once kids are involved.
…which is why i’ve always been told you don’t marry for love.
once the divorce comes around,
love is out the window and it’s “who owns what and how much can i get?“.
david geffen ( x married that younger male ),
david andrew armstrong.
in our heads,
is this ( x how the davids even met )?
he goes by many alias btw.
omg wait…
in happier times,
i’m sure their friends knew them as “the davids” on invites.
i guess it’s now,
“that young bitch who had a plan all along.”
…and guess what?
it’s okay to have that exit plan especially if things aren’t working out.
so the davids didn’t work out after two years of marriage because of “irreconcilable differences“.
i love to know why this didn’t work out but “tmz” is fonting:
Armstrong claimed Geffen treated him as “a living social experiment” and paraded him around as a “trophy to show off to his wealthy friends, under the guise of benevolence.” Armstrong even filed a civil lawsuit against his former partner in July for allegedly exploiting him but ultimately dropped it.
uh…
young david is allegeding that older david did a “breach of contract“,
because he was supposed to get life long support if it ended,
but older david is like,
“NAH HOMIE“.
so like all divorces,
it got nasty AF but there seems to be an end to the drama via “tmz“…
jaden ivey new gig is the truth teller about the LGBTQ community
if a racist white jackal got up on that IG live and said:
“all black and brown people are living unrighteous and going to hell.
they won’t be welcomed into the kingdom of heaven.”
…there would be calls for cancellation and banishment,
which rightfully so.
so it’s interesting when ex-baller-but-new-jackal,
jaden ivey,
says it about the LGBTQ community:
“well he is entitled to his opinion.”
he even got boosie co-signing:
i’m gonna get into that “freedom of speech” excuse in a minute.
since jaden has been fired,
he is still doubling down on his christian stance about all things LGBTQ…
the pot is getting hotter for chilli
i just had someone i know tell me they believed chilli.
they believed her because rozanda posted this IG press release:
i looked at them like they were crazy,
but i also reminded myself they don’t research either.
i agree that it’s easy to slip and re-post something on IG…
…when you need glasses or got fat fingers because what?!
…but i found it odd when,
of all the things that could be re-posted,
something disrespectful about michelle obama was the topic.
why not a random cat video?
moo deng?
a video of a karen gone wild?
it’s always triflin’ shit getting randomly re-posted.
not only that:
why does she not know exactly who she is donating too?
it seems she doesn’t know what she is doing or she legit does.
so then i ended up seeing this alleged threads:
…which can be any random anyone,
but the real smoking gun was t-boz,
her own group mate.
she called her out in a past interview about how she voted in 2016…
i think left eye would be shaking her head at chilli right now
you know what we need to realize?
many of our favs are silent stans of the current administration.
they don’t always come out in public,
but they definitely hide in the shadows to do their dirty work.
how disappointing is it to be a TLC fan or stan rn.
i don’t know how they pulled rozanda “chilli” lewis out the shadows but allegedly…
chappell roan came from the rich show pony club?
i’m so annoyed at this story.
when chappell roan first started,
i was really into her first album.
it is a fuckin’ masterpiece.
pink pony club.
coffee.
casual.
my kink is karma.
“good luck, babe” is definitely on my life soundtrack.
i respected her story too about being overlooked,
dropped,
then coming back like:
“watch this.”
i love a good underdog moment.
somewhere along the way tho,
something started being sus with her.
i couldn’t figure it out first,
but she started to feel…
off.
the interviews
the tension with reporters
the drag makeup felt more like geisha makeup
the “don’t look at me for politics” after speaking on politics
the alleged uncle who is a republican in missouri
it started to feel less underdog and more “karen”.
i started wondering why wasn’t she more humble after being poor and overlooked.
well after her ( x recent antics ),
i guess the public is starting to get sick of her.
it turns out that chappell might actually be wealthy AF…
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