remember after the rih and chris brown debacle,
chris brown defenders were all like:

“THE TRUTH IS GOING TO COME OUT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT CAR!”

i always asked if they were in the trunk and i was met with silence and grimaces.
i love playing devil’s advocate with these hoes.
the next week or month after the incident,
he throws a chair through a window at gma and i’m met with:

“They were picking on him and they made him angry asking him questions!”

i concluded there are a lot of simple bitches out here.
so i saw today that in megan and tory debacle,
kelsey nicole who was the best friend of megan and full blown attentionista,
is going to “speak” on some podcast:

Kelsey Nicole Harris, Megan Thee Stallion’s ex best friend and one of the key witnesses in the Tory Lanez trial, is sitting down for her first interview since the entire ordeal.

????: @Thedanzaproject pic.twitter.com/2DPazmJHpy

— Mílagro (@MobzWorld) February 28, 2024

not this dateline exclusive podcast.
and i think many of us are collectively here to let kelsey know…

Foxhole,
i’ve been doing something and i think ya’ll might be disappointed with me.
it involves diddy…

I had a crush on Stevie J when I saw his pic in Vibe magazine as a kid.
It was showcasing the Hit Men producers for Bad Boy.
All I remember was he became my jack off fantasy for a good year off that pic.

my foxy senses told me not to go to bed yet.
it looks like we got an update about the alleged stevie j pics that dropped.
this is an update from a F-BI…

Stevie J will enter this story soon.
Just wait.

diddy might have thought his comeback would be this year.
he was letting this little forest fire fizzle and he’d sneak out of hiding.
nah homie cause those plans might have changed.

The male has come for him with new allegations of alleged sexual assault.

mmhmm.
per tmz…

we don’t font or talk about mental illness in this country enough.
orlando brown is clearly mentally ill but…

What if he is telling the truth?

devil’s advocate,
of course.
he claims that he has taken down many of the black male celebrity wolves we know…

If you watch people get abused and stayed silent,
but now you share a common enemy with the abuse victims,
you don’t get props for speaking up now.

you don’t get props because “now you’ve seen the light“.
when it was all good,
you turned the other cheek for your benefit.
whether it was money or just to be in the circle,
you sat there and ate your food while witnessing messed up shit.

You know how many people saw me get hurt,
back-stabbed,
and treated unfairly but now they got fucked over,
they wanna come to me and spill all?
So what?
We are gonna trauma bonded together?
Get THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck outta here.

chris stokes ex-wife,
monyee morton,
all of a sudden wants to confirm the alleged rumors about him…