sometimes after the breakup,
i know those “LooK YaLLz! ThIs Is mY MaNZ!” posts hit different.
i like megan thee stallion,
and i don’t understand all the unwarranted hate she gets,
but her relationship with klay thompson was a lesson in…
“keeping your relationship private until it actually develops.”
…because the way that shit was moving,
i was like his dick must taste like pina coladá.
i was baffled when i saw her ( x showing keys about them moving in ).
it was the “heart with the keys for me“.
that video about her making his entire family thanksgiving dinner,
with his father praising her for her slaving in the kitchen…
i was likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:
THIS RIGHT HERE is doing the most.
i ain’t slaving in the kitchen for nobody’s family,
i’m sorry.
TF?!
i wanted to hit her up and say:
“megan,
stop trying to prove you have moved on.”
it even rubbed off on kellon deryck,
because after his break up where he bought a whole g wagon for his ex,
he was out here looking crazy trying to hard launch a sex worker.
even though said sex worker looks good AF:
like,
what are we doing?
might i add,
i was right that wasn’t gonna work.
i didn’t see any heat after their “we just had sex” picture.
anyhoo,
i think megan’s issue is like many other (celeb) vixen’s issues:
a) i want the last muthafucka to know i’ve moved on!
b) i have low self worth and i need consistent praise
c) i haven’t learned from the last 4 times i moved fast with a wolf
…but you know what works?
“the hidden secret”.
that hasn’t failed anyone YET.
megs,
you gotta keep the next one “hidden secret”.
hit me up and we can discuss but rootin for ya!
lowkey: another feeling i have?
megan’s entire career is selling sex ,
so it’s gonna be tough finding a wolf who is gonna like her for her.
it can be done but its gonna take a lot of discernment.
when your milkshake is your fat tail and twerking,
it’s gonna always bring riff raff to your hard.
Jamari you sound like so many people who are dissecting her and her relationship. They were together for some time before they went public. So many women cook for their man and his family for thanksgiving and other holidays. Let’s not forget he was naming his boat after her and lavishing her with affection and gifts. So more than likely she felt comfortable to do the things she did for him.
Her being sexy and unapologetic about who she is and her sex appeal is not a deal breaker. Just like you thought u had something with WW #1 and #2, she thought she had something with someone who was publicly claiming her and making her and the world feel like he wanted her. She’s a smart woman who got messed over by a man who changed up. As a person who puts it all on display yourself I would have thought you would have more empathy.