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jeffree star might be talking to your fantasy in his dms

i’m not shocked anymore.
we always assume certain males are “better than that“,
but i’ve seen the finest wolves deal with the trashiest whores.
they’ll fuck,
propose,
and even have young ones with the lowest of the lows.
how many times have we seen someone get outed and wonder:

WTF were you with him??????

don’t ever think someone is too:

Fat
Ugly
Feminine

Out of shape
Nerdy
Loser
Messy AF

…to pull top tier meat in these forests.
never underestimate the power some of these folks have.
when beauty guru and problematic attentionisto,
jeffree star,
posted this today after made a joke of him playing with the wrong balls…
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iman shumpert decided to make us all pregnant this valentine’s day

this valentine’s day was pretty shitty.
i mean,
it’s always shitty so it was just another day for me.
well there was a light among the darkness when teyana taylor posted this.
it’s her baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
in a new video for his song “seance“.
foxhole…

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dwight howard claims he ain’t gay like a year later

remember when nba baller wolf,
dwight howard,
was outed a year ago?
yeah,
i forgot about that too.
dwight went on fs1’s “fair game with kristine leahy” to talk about it.
he admits the obvious when it comes to his sexuality...

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Posted in ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP POINT. AIM. BALLER CUM SHOTS. PREMIUM MEAT OF MY MINUTE

king james: in the thick of it all

king james is thick.
i know he thick.
you know he thick.
he know he thick.
this is the video is put upon his ig…
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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

you’d think ja rule would get more love than that

i gotta font real quick…

Ja Rule has a beautiful jail bawdy

he hasn’t aged since ’99 either.
sadly,
he has fallen off pretty hard like everyone else at “murder inc”.
ashanti might not be included.
he might have learned that at a recent bucks game for “90s” night
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