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toni braxton and birdman have a big announcement

i guess he stopped making her high.
clearly,
because i figured she was on some kind of drug.
*shrug*
so according to reports,
toni braxton and birdman are over.
i know,
foxhole,
i know.
i was expecting them to make it.
/endsarcasm
so he wrote “it’s over” before erasing his entire ig…
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so who will cardi b get with next?

so who didn’t see this coming?
don’t lie.
personally,
i didn’t have much high hopes.
i may have been the only one tho.
well offset and cardi b are allegedly over.
boo hoo?
even after putting this up two weeks ago:


she posted this yesterday on her ig…
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“i don’t want to do this anymore.”

sometimes,
you just want to give it all up and move on.
i can understand that.
what i don’t understand is lack of communication.
we aren’t 6 or 7 anymore.
we are grown ass adults now.
we be fearless to have raw sex with a stranger,
but scared to be honest with someone we love.
baffled?
i am.
so imagine being in a relationship for close to 8 years,
you think you’re with the person you’d grow old with,
and they randomly hit you with

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Justin Bieber Is Now The “9 to 5” To Selena Gomez Weeknd?

we have all been “the idiot” once or twice in our lives.
i know i’ve been.
in relationships,
it’s easy to say “what you gon’ do” before it actually happens.
good sex and emotions done trapped most of ya’ll up.
this is the dilemma of selena gomez.
it seems she is back with her ex,
justin bieber.
 well…
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Taylor Swift Does Something We All Saw Coming

Screen Shot 2016-09-06 at 7.33.38 PMwho didn’t see this coming?
seriously?
when ever you rushing into something so fast,
it is bound to fail.
they started out kissing on some rock.
randomly.
suddenly after,
tom is meeting mommy.
taylor needs to slow all the way down.
hell get out the damn car.
her virginal body count is rising.

lowkey: he better prepare to have his name slandered in a song.

screen grab taken: people magazine

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Kylie Jenner Is The Reason You Didn’t Listen To Tyga Music

Tyga-Instagram-Cover-001i honestly forgot tyga was a rapper wolf.
like,
a legit rapper wolf.
like,
one with full albums.
i only appreciate him when he does a feature.
he seems to show out as “the guest”.
well he was “the guest” in his relationship with kylie jenner.
now that they have broken up,
and she took her “lips” elsewhere,
he feels like she was the reason he wasn’t as poppin’.
an f-bi sent me what he said via the ny daily news
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