samantha jones from sex and the city said it best.
“When you break up with someone, it becomes a battle of who is gonna die miserably.”
in the battle of taylor swift vs joe alwyn,
her latest breakup gon’ viral,
i’m here to font something i’ve realized:
Taylor Swift may be the one to end up miserable.
joe alwyn, who is pictured above, was dragged for ^that picture shortly after the breakup. while he is looking like hehasn’t slept for weeks, taylor moved on quickly to matty healy from the band 1975.
she got all her friends to unfollow joeand her stans have gone feral.
she took control of the narrative first as she always does.
joe hasn’t said anything or tried to drag her in the media. this latest picture of joe leaked and…
when jlo got with a-rod, i seriously thought that it might work.
a-rod manifested jlo into his life:
they seemed really into each other on socials and their kids seem to take to the relationship well.
in typical jlo fashion,
something went wrong and they broke up.
( x see it here )
jlo has the ability to get wolves and a ring out of them,
but somewhere down the line,
it never works out. i had to wonder…
remember that time saweetie was talmbout get you a wolf who can afford a birkin? yes foxhole,
you remember! it was around like october of last year. she said if your wolf can’t get you a birkin bag from hermes then you need to send him back to the streets:
quavofrom migos is the wolf that was giving her birkins and more.
all of this flexing had folks out here putting hermes on the map. saweetie ended up having to send quavo back to the streets because…
i’m just gonna say that i was right.
i’ve been learning to look at the bigger picturerather than what’s in front of me. my Spiritnever fails me either. so i was all for king agu and clouse getting together.
i thought it was a good “come out”with the leaked ig picture.
( x see it here )
they became a duo of sex work.
it was sexyat first,
but i felt they were doing too much. it seems like their relationship is allegedly over.
they both unfollowed each other on ig so you know it’s serious. not only that…