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this is not the response i thought i’d get from tyler

so before the following happened,
and i figured out where i knew him from,
i came across ^his IG yesterday while doom scrolling.
his name is tyler @tylerpxr and he is living out of his car:
i was legit blown away at how brave he was posting about this.
so you know me,
i say/font what is on my mind and i fonted something along the lines of:
“i’m confused why he can’t find a pick me to house him.
a pick me will let him stay with them and collect payments in penis.”
…because there are pick mes that will do that,
especially with how that redwood looks.
a Foxholer shared the same sentiments as i did:


…and THAT is where i remembered him.
i was there when he first posted his OF on (before x) twitter.
from what i remember,
he had a job but was doing sex work on the side.
he has a big sausage and a black belt in “dickin’ holes down”.
( x a light snack for the curious )

so this is rih’s social media.
we put our stories up and people are gonna ask questions.
i decided to ask a question.
i’d want to share his story with my readers and who knows who would help.
so i sent him a message and this is what i got back…
what ya’ll gonna do with that 5k we gonna get after midterms?!

i thought we were supposed to get 2k from DOGE?
our current president got’emmmm with that one,
along with groceries and gas being cheaper.
with the amounts of complaints i’ve been hearing,
nothing good has come from his current second tenure.
i was expecting rainbows and butterflies the way they was talking.

well it’s midterms time!
this is what many of us have been waiting for.
yes it’s voting time,
but it’s also time for another alleged con.
this is what is being pitched now…
tyla bewbs are censored while sneaker shopping

tyla annoys me.
she has some good songs that i’ve heard like this one:
…but something about her reeks of try hard.
like,
they are so pressed to make her rihanna’s predecessor,
but they are missing they key things rih did in her rise to the top.
even though rihanna was being pushed as bey’s predecessor,
they realized very quickly that she needed her own identity.
sidebar: as awful as it was,
her domestic abuse situation was a blessing in disguise.
she was able to pivot that into a storyline.
that is what i mean.
every bad thing that happens to us can be a pivot.
anyhoo,
this is the try hard that i’m fonting about…
the white house is giving myrtle manor nowadays

i still can’t believe this legit happened.
did we ever think we’d see a legit UFC fight on the white house lawn?
the knicks really blew the tires out of this event.
is this the same event all those performers pulled out of?
two things that i found interesting tho…
Foxhole: ya’ll think royce styles allegedly turned the other cheek for cash?

this is how he should have been looking down on the bullshit but here we are.
personally,
royce styles is doing the most.
he got ( x peanut ) exposing him over allegedly being a DL opportunist.the real scandal is shannon sharpe allegedly hunting out muscle tail,
…but royce styles is involved because peanut is on a rampage.
royce claims these are all lies,
there was alleged “grooming” going on,
and he is exposing all.
royce styles went on tasha k to share his side and well…
sooooo… what did karamo brown learn?

nothing is worse than when you think you met cool people at work,
and they end up making your work day an absolute nightmare.
i can only imagine what karamo brown dealt with on queer eye,
but if history has taught us:
you gotta be careful with bitchy white gays.
many of them see you as BBC or beneath them.
some will play “oppressed” and flip on that privilege real quick too.
karamo is broke his silence about what happened and why he left…
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