fonting of big penises…

eminem said famously on “lose yourself“,
“you only get one shot,
do not miss your chance to blow”.
NFL rookie baller wolf who was just drafted to the seahawks,
elijah arroyo,
got his shot.
with this current advertisement of his,
there are many hoes who won’t be missing their chances to blow cause…

Fonting of beards…

the following baller wolf is kinda tall,
i want his thighs to suffocate me,
and he handles balls for a living…

…but it’s his off field behavior that has the forests barking.
Is it that this is who he really is…

Or is he playing the game to get off the sus list?

there is a certain baller wolf who’s been showing up differently all of a sudden.
he use to be the type to lay low and had a certain mystery about him.
for me,
i have questions and you know that’s when my eye brow goes up.
let’s go deep,
Foxhole…

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i was hanging out with my straight wolves last night and nfl baller wolf,
travis hunter,
randomly came up.
oof.
one of the wolves said:

“We tried to warn him.
This fool would drop that chick to parties and sit in the car.
He is a simp.”

i had to google and yes Foxhole,
he did use to do that via akademiks:

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…then i remembered this is the one whose girlfriend allegedly ( x doesn’t really like him )!
oooooooh,
this is the one.

well he didn’t care because as soon as he got ( x drafted ),
and pulled in that $46.6 million,
including a $30.6 million signing bonus,
she became the wife QUICK.
he doesn’t need to sit in the car anymore because for her wedding present…

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?

some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.

That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.

nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.
where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…

i know,
it sucks.
we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...