much respect to adrian peterson’s slacks on dancing with the stars

ex(?)baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
has always been sexy af to me.
he is definitely in the vintage baller wolf penis files.
everything on his torso has always been his best highlight:

his lips too.
my tail rose when i saw he was going to be dwts for season 32.
he did the salsa on the debut and…

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the new baller wolf on the block that everyone thinks odell beckham jr has turned out?

some of us may have the same issue that odell beckham jr suffers with.

Anytime we befriend another male and it’s strictly platonic,
the rumors start flying that we’re are smashin’ on the low.

which causes the other male to stop speaking to you.
he gets spooked and suddenly starts trying to prove his straightness.
the sad part is:

Odell Beckham Jr is straight and hasn’t confirmed his sexuality.
The rumors of his sexuality plague his actual talent as a baller wolf.

the rumors about many of us are worse than the actual truth.
this is the latest baller wolf that is about to be “hyper straight” in a few weeks…

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darnay holmes of the ny giants has a side gig called “his bakery”

we are a bunz lovin‘,
cake tastin‘,
tail grabbin’,
and cheek pinchin‘ foxhole here.
“we love big butts and we cannot lie”.
i have always loved the bunz on the baller wolf kind tho.
sometimes it’s muscular; other times it’s giggly.
often times,
it’s good.
darnay holmes of the giants stopped me dead in my tracks yesterday.
everyone,
including myself,
was wondering what was going on in this video…

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let’s have a conversation about that nfl baller i bagged

on my last patreon,
i mentioned tips on how to bag blue checks and big deals on socials.
big deals meaning those we want to see how big their “deal” is.
everyone always asks me about the nfl baller wolf i bagged.
┬álet’s font about him,
the night we met,
and a recent update

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just like you, lebron james gets lonely too

i think many people who “make it” end up having buyer’s remorse.
we always forget about:

“In the Honeymoon Phase”

you’d think a baller wolf like lebron james would never feel lonely.
beautiful wife,
amazing kids,
celebrity friends,
and a shit ton of accolades.
he tweeted this the other day…

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