Tag: baller wolf
saquon barkley gave nothing; jalen hurts gave everything
Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?
some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.
That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.
nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.where is the white fiance?
his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…
saquon barkley didn’t get the “scheduling conflicts” group chat message, apparently
i know,
it sucks.
we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.
…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?
that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:
the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite
Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.
we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.
i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.
for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...
another NBA baller gets outed because a gay male got angry
you meet a NBA baller wolf and get into a situationship with him for 5 years.
something goes down and you’re left feeling hurt.
what do you do?
You out him on your social media for the forests to see!
…because the vixens do it when they’re mad so why not?
like,
duh.
a Foxholer sent me the following of…
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(not) stuntin’ like my daddy
Everyone has an opinion about King James and his son,
Bronny.
last night,
they made their debut as a father/son duo on the NBA season opener.
all of my straight friends roll their eyes when i’ve asked them about these two.
apparently to them and others on the internet,
bronny is not good at ball and should have went in another career direction.
it got me to thinking about fathers and the weight of their expectations of following in their footsteps.
My own sperm donor would’ve been over the moon if I picked up soccer or cricket,
just like he did.
the idea of me following in his toxic-masculine footsteps would’ve made him so proud.
this is the same jackal who told me that when i was a baby,
and his pack of jackals asked him if he was sure i was his,
he pulled down my diaper…
the baller who dashed after someone dipped in his butthole
when someone acquires a service from you,
you expect to be paid.
i don’t know why people try to skip out on paying sex workers.
you wanted to live out all of your filthy sexual fantasies for about an hour…
…but you want to dip and dash like you’re a teenager at i-Hop.
the following baller wolf decided to skip out on paying a sex worker.
she was gon’ get her money…
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