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king james: in the thick of it all

king james is thick.
i know he thick.
you know he thick.
he know he thick.
this is the video is put upon his ig…
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i’ll need trevor bates to download uber, like, ASAP

i love nfl baller wolves,
 
especially if they look like ^that.
sadly,
they can be prone to crazy ass behavior if you aren’t careful.
so ^that’s trevor bates.
he plays for the lions.
well he allegedly didn’t want to pay for his cab ride to queens.
a foxholer wants to share what happened via “the daily mail”
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odell beckham jr has finally done it

so baller wolf bae in my head,
odell beckham jr,
has some exciting news.
he’s done something that i prayed for a while.
yes foxhole…
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evander kane allegedly been shooting up the club with his pistol

“nah baby ima pull out…
i promise ima pull out…
*squirt*
shit…”

for some wolves,
in the heat of the moment,
you might let him shoot up in your club.
in other words,
you’ll let him leave you leaking.
okay,
let me rephrase…

He’ll be bustin’ nuts all in ya

for gays,
we have the issue of catching diseases.
for straights,
it’s diseases and bringing about another human.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly has been all up in his alleged side’s stomach.
so much so,
she has allegedly gotten pregnant about three times.
now she’s suing and here’s why via “tmz sports”
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antonio brown wants you to drip all over

^in my eyes,
^this is how i view nfl baller wolf for the steelers,

antonio brown.
aside from that amazing chest,
he has a really beautiful smile.
he has a nice twerk too:

if you watch his snaps,
he’ll  like a deer in headlights with that smile.
antonio wants you to drip.
i’m sure you’re wondering what that means.
he showed and told us in his recent interview with gq…
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mychal kendricks gets that big butt in trouble

what is on the horizon for nfl baller wolf,
mychal kendricks?

i like to sniff around his parts to when i get a chance.

 i saw that he was traded to the cleveland browns,
which probably meant a whole new start.
well i didn’t see the following for my big booty nfl baller bae.
mychal has been charged with alleged insider trading.
this is what “the inquirer/philly news” had to font…
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