this is why they are about to really snatch tiktok now.

so i think this person is an idiot.
razzledazzlemo on tiktok is an idiot to me.
he got a shit ton of followers on there because:

@razzledazzlemo

I’m petty. And I have the receipts #fyp #foryoupagee #fypシ #congress #petty

♬ original sound – razzledazzlemo

( x see it here )

he claims he has speaker of the house,
mike johnson’s,
alleged grindr profile and IP address.

sidebar: i thought mike johnson was stephen miller.
clearly,
i’ve lumped them all in the same box.

anyhoo,
this is why i think he is an idiot (and others who do this)…

it’s giving cartoon network to me.
like,
in cartoons when they use to announce with a shaking fist:

“i’ve got that thing that’s gonna destroy you if you don’t do what i say/font!”

…but why are you announcing your plans of extortion?
even though he doesn’t want money,
this is still a crime.
if you have “the thing that is gonna destroy someone“:

you drop the thing that is gonna destroy someone.

…because they can’t silence you once you drop “the thing”.
at that point,
“the thing” will spread like wildfire and won’t be so easy to contain.
people will screenshot it and pass it around.

has this idiot not learned from history?
those who knew “the thing” and died in some accidental way?

so after he has announced he has “the thing”,
it seems they are already on his tail:

@razzledazzlemo

♬ original sound – razzledazzlemo

@razzledazzlemo

Keep speaking out #fypシ #foryoupagee #fyp #foryourpage

♬ original sound – razzledazzlemo

…as he should be scared.
another thing:

how idiotic of him to say he told other people about “the thing”,
only to have their lives in jeopardy.
so God forbid he “slips and falls in the bathtub”,
are those people are gonna risk their lives with “the thing” too?

does he not realize he isn’t dealing with some random celeb or baller wolf.
he is dealing with powerful jackals and hyenas in politics,
with unlimited access to finding out who he knows,
especially on an app they just acquired.

personally:

i don’t think he was smart about his little plan but i’m interested to see how this goes.

if i was him (but i wouldn’t be cause i’m not this stupid):

i’d get a burner phone,
relocate to a cabin in the woods,
learn which berries aren’t poisonous,
and hunker down til daylight.

the hunt is on.

lowkey: all of what he has in his bio is suspect to me…

“actor”
“comedian”
foxy senses are dinging “clout chasing”.