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imagine if blm stormed the capitol building today?

i was having a morning and decided to take a nap because i needed to step away from everything.
so i put my phone on dnd and was outta here.
when i woke up,
i had a million messages asking if i seeing wtf was going on in the forests.
so i wake up,
cold in my eye and shit,
and as soon as i turn on the cnn and saw this mess at the capitol building

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the rona’s sister is gonna take a first class flight to whoop our asses

i’ve been wanting to go somewhere on a plane.
i don’t know where,
but preferably hot and in safe social distance.
i need a hot wolf and a change of scenery.
i’m not all the way comfortable with traveling at this moment.
i saw that the uk has a new strain of the rona right now via “nbc news“:

Millions of people in London and the U.K.’s southeast will be forced to cancel their Christmas plans after scientists said Saturday that a new coronavirus variant was spreading more quickly.

Prime Minister Boris Johnson told a news conference that the toughest set of coronavirus restrictions known as “Tier 4” — will be put in place from Sunday, putting regions under the strictest lockdown rules.

which means this shit is probably gonna mutate into zombie levels of fuckery.
with all that going on,
you’d think the usa would be on the strictest of travel bans,
right?
look at what our fired and fried fearless leader is gonna do…

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when your toxic boss has you out here catching the rona

foxhole…
you ever had a toxic boss that didn’t operate on empathy and compassion?
i know of a boss who made his assistant go into the office during a snow storm.
he was home,
we were home,
but she was troopin’ through high winds and snow banks to go to an office.
she was in her late 60s doing that shit too.
he was white,
gay,
and abusive af to her.
oftentimes,
she would run past my desk in tears over the awful treatment.
i heard of a boss who didn’t want an employee to attend the funeral of a loved one.
the boss was quoted as asking:

“How close were you to them?”

i can only imagine what it’s like to work under trump’s ass.
well as a boss,
he done exposed his whole secret service to the rona with his toxic behavior.
this is what a foxholer sent me via “yahoo news“…

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when the bison dragged her like they had beef for years

the horns and the face alone already got me giving it 100 feet.
this is coming from me in my living room.
i don’t know what it is about white folks and wild animals,
but they never learn to leave them alone.
they legit be minding their business and not looking for no trouble.
bisons seem to be having the best year ever with the karens.
this one had to play dead:

but this one ended up getting dragged so hard,
she was without her bottom half by the end of it…

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amir yass allegedly didn’t [redacted] to michael b. jordan and got no lousy t-shirt

honesty hour:

If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?

you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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boy if you don’t come get this good stuff and stop these games (but same could be said for me too)

you’re interested this guy in your real life.
i mean,
you realllllllllllly like this guy.
he might not be “the fantasy guy”,
but he is sexy af to you.
he shows you hints and clues into his interest for you as well.
there is a connection there.
so it’s in the bag,
right?
nah it’s not.
why…

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