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when the bison dragged her like they had beef for years

the horns and the face alone already got me giving it 100 feet.
this is coming from me in my living room.
i don’t know what it is about white folks and wild animals,
but they never learn to leave them alone.
they legit be minding their business and not looking for no trouble.
bisons seem to be having the best year ever with the karens.
this one had to play dead:

but this one ended up getting dragged so hard,
she was without her bottom half by the end of it…

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amir yass allegedly didn’t [redacted] to michael b. jordan and got no lousy t-shirt

honesty hour:

If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?

you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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boy if you don’t come get this good stuff and stop these games (but same could be said for me too)

you’re interested this guy in your real life.
i mean,
you realllllllllllly like this guy.
he might not be “the fantasy guy”,
but he is sexy af to you.
he shows you hints and clues into his interest for you as well.
there is a connection there.
so it’s in the bag,
right?
nah it’s not.
why…

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i brought the rona to the cookout and she might have went home with someone else

the pretty vixen said she went to social distancing 4th kickback,
but one of the vixens that was there literally just recovered from the rona.
she was so tite.
all weekend,
i saw folks out and about with no fucks to give.
i peeped someone’s ig story at a bbq that was wall to wall people.
not a mask in sight.
this was atl at “compound” over the weekend:

let’s circle back about that hennessy bottle in the last video,
k?
this is a holiday weekend where everyone will be outside.
the issue there are many who have the rona and don’t gaf.
snow jackal,
corey hannon,
went to fire island for the weekend for the 4th.
Β he posted the following that someone took a screen shot…

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the ancestors put their feet all on trump’s neck, didn’t they?

(AP: Evan Vucci)

i was lowkey interested in how trump and his tulsa rally was gonna turn out.
he claimed millions of people were gonna show up.
well only 6,200,
in a 19k arena,
made an appearance.
outside the venue was even worst.
when they showed him walking back into the white house after his flight home…
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“carpool karen” thought she could drop the “n” bomb because we say it

i wrote on twitter ^that’s when karen knew she fucked up.
she didn’t realize the sista behind the camera was coming with the fury.
one thing i love about black folks is we fight back.
well some of us.
when ^that karen cut off this sista,
and then had the nerve to call her a “n*gger”,
you know it was on.
this following video had so much to unpack

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