wanted: charlie, cat (fish) burglar

for the life of me,
i can’t understand how ANYONE is getting caught up with cat (fish) burglars in 2025.

we have so many ways to verify anyone that we are fonting with.
i mean,
yes,
i’d queef if charlie randomly hit me…

…but even if charlie hit me from his IG account,
i’d still go through the steps to verify.

i’m def not getting on a plane,
traveling to a place i don’t know,
to sit in the lobby of unknown place either.

folks be playing russian roulette with their lives when it comes to getting dicked down.
when he reposted that someone was pretending to be him on his IG stories,
i was like huh

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how did britney not peep the hobosexual attentionisto in kevin federline?

you ever known a couple and knew it would end in disaster?
yup,
that was me with ^that mess above.
even at a young age,
i knew a “he hit a lick” when i saw one.
so i’m reading all of these new details from kevin federaline,
britney spears ex-husband,
and wow.

( x article 1 )
( x article 2 )

it doesn’t help she is on IG acting bat shit crazy atm.

i’m tired of the #teambritney excuses about this.
in the same breath,
i am old enough to remember when we were SUS CITY on kevin.
we knew that he wasn’t shit but she was trying to put lipstick on a pig.
at this point of her story,
she was out of control and did not care what anyone thought hence:

cue The Foxhole legendary gif:

well she got her “well you should have listened” as they all do,
and he got fat AF eatin’ good off her money.
in another “hit a lick” scheme,
he is trying to expose her in a memoir.
Foxhole,
this is another “hard head; soft ass” lesson in…

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“the thing” is that his little blackmail plan makes him look an idiot

this is why they are about to really snatch tiktok now.

so i think this person is an idiot.
razzledazzlemo on tiktok is an idiot to me.
he got a shit ton of followers on there because:

( x see it here )

he claims he has speaker of the house,
mike johnson’s,
alleged grindr profile and IP address.

sidebar: i thought mike johnson was stephen miller.
clearly,
i’ve lumped them all in the same box.

anyhoo,
this is why i think he is an idiot (and others who do this)…

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disney saw ya’ll cuttin’ up over jimmy kimmel and pulled it together fast

sooooooooo,
i don’t know if you’re heard the update but:

jimmy kimmel will be back on air tomorrow!

in the past,
protesting was marching.
in 2025,
it’s about snatching them dollars.
we put the fear of Jesus in target and they still ain’t recovered yet.

disney saw the light of the Lord as their stocks and fan base dropped to the pits of hell.
i heard all kinds of disney stans were canceling disney+ and hulu,
along with actors/actresses boycotting their shows on the app.

i’m glad this was reversed because they would have set a bad precedent moving forward.
first of all,
the first amendment and second:

if a rich white male was silenced for making a joke,
what do we think would happen going forward?

this is why i font to ya’ll…

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cardi b gives us an exclusive because she thought we were idiots

stefon,
is this what you had to do to try and get rid of the alleged bi rumors baby?

sheesh.
i hate when celebs (and anyone) lie about shit we already know is the truth.
we aren’t stupid but apparently they think we are.
cardi b is a liar.
people were calling her out for obviously being pregnant,
while still being married to offset,
and to a baller wolf who has about 50-11 kids already.
allegedly,
he just had one and/or having another along with…

we need to have a meeting with her pussy management because…

for all of this speculation,
for cardi to get on “cbs morning show” with an “exclusive” to reveal…

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the attentionisto who got exposed for his lust of what he truly likes

i’m gonna font something that might be controversial:

males who support a certain base but secretly love fuckin’ other males and trans vixens need to exposed.

why?
he doesn’t get to enjoy wet mouth and juicy hole while aligned with hatred.
he is literally using others for pleasure in private while wearing a mask in public.
another controversial statement:

people who fuck others who are aligned with hatred,
but using the excuse the dick was mind-blowing or the hole was unbelievable,
are complete morons to me.

they don’t get to act like a victim because the sex was good.
this following attentionisto got exposed for what he really likes.
i’m not shocked and neither should you…

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