X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:

Are all the hot guys locked up?

when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.

the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.

Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.

apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…

@queerdocumentary

Full documentary with @Tokeyo on Matt Cullen’s YouTube page #fyp

♬ original sound – Matt Cullen

…and by fun,
he enjoyed it so much he decided to extend his stay.

we’ve all seen the videos from inside.
jackals and hyenas,
as fine as they are misguided,
filling up the prison system and someone’s insides on OF.
( x see more here )
before anyone gets ideas about committing crimes for the sake of “dating”,
let me remind you:

Your experience probably won’t match the hype.

it’s not actually dating because you’re just having sex.
you’re fulfilling a need for someone because they don’t have any vagina.
their hand gets boring and another male’s mouth looks more appetizing.
these jackals are glamorizing a situation that’s far from ideal.
jailhouse “romance” might sound intriguing…

@the.manchester.prisoner

Jail vibes muscle flexing #hmp #prison #jailtok #prisonlife #prisontok #fyp #forgourpage #muscle #viraltiktok #trendingvideo #jail

♬ I Need a Girl (Pt. 2) [feat. Loon, Ginuwine, Mario Winans] – P. Diddy

@the.manchester.prisoner

HMP Manchester Strangeways exercise #hmp #prison #jailtok #prisonlife #prisontok #manchester #exercise #inmates #fyp #foryoupagе #viraltiktok #trendingvideo

♬ original sound – Jake

@inkedupdingo86

BiG Body💪🏽💯prison fed⛓️ #gains #muscles #tattoos #fyp #prisonlife #prisonworkout

♬ Everything U Lookin 4 – Drakeo the Ruler & Ralfy The Plug

@missy_inari_kunate

Prison push-up challenge This probably wont get many views or shares because of the guy’s conditions & circumstances. Nonetheless, this routine takes incredible strength and a superb cardiovascular system. This is dynamic Calisthenics. This is ultimately structured strength. This takes tunnel vision determination. Many props to this young man. 💪🏽 #fitness #strength #power

♬ original sound – missyizamazing

but let’s not forget:

There’s nothing romantic about losing your freedom.

…or your life.
( x remember this story )
watch the entire interview: