is jail the new dating hot spot for males that are exactly your type?

X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:

Are all the hot guys locked up?

when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail
.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.

the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.

Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.

apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…

@queerdocumentary

Full documentary with @Tokeyo on Matt Cullen’s YouTube page #fyp

♬ original sound – Matt Cullen

…and by fun,
he enjoyed it so much he decided to extend his stay.

we’ve all seen the videos from inside.
jackals and hyenas,
as fine as they are misguided,
filling up the prison system and someone’s insides on OF.
( x see more here )
before anyone gets ideas about committing crimes for the sake of “dating”,
let me remind you:

Your experience probably won’t match the hype.

it’s not actually dating because you’re just having sex.
you’re fulfilling a need for someone because they don’t have any vagina.
their hand gets boring and another male’s mouth looks more appetizing.
these jackals are glamorizing a situation that’s far from ideal.
jailhouse “romance” might sound intriguing

@missy_inari_kunate

Prison push-up challenge This probably wont get many views or shares because of the guy’s conditions & circumstances. Nonetheless, this routine takes incredible strength and a superb cardiovascular system. This is dynamic Calisthenics. This is ultimately structured strength. This takes tunnel vision determination. Many props to this young man. 💪🏽 #fitness #strength #power

♬ original sound – missyizamazing

but let’s not forget:

There’s nothing romantic about losing your freedom.

…or your life.
( x remember this story )
watch the entire interview:

5 thoughts on “is jail the new dating hot spot for males that are exactly your type?

  1. Yea the amount of things wrong with this situation is tragic! Go join the Navy if it’s that deep!

  2. While this is outrageous and irresponsible to say publicly, the sad part is there is some truth to it. You should not proceed, but if you do, you have to proceed with extreme caution!

    In my civic-minded days, I actually used to go to court and watch open court proceedings to see how our judicial system worked. When you watched criminal proceedings, it was sad to see so many young black men who were being caught up in the system. It was also interesting to see how many of those black men were also attractive. I would sit in the audience, or what is called the “gallery” in court, and watch as they brought out 10 black male defendants to have their cases presented. And I kid you not, 7 of the 10 were highly attractive. I kept wondering to myself, “ Damn, they really couldn’t find anything better to do than to go down the wrong path and choose a life of crime”.

    It may be crude and highly inappropriate, but the old saying goes “ A wet pussy and a dry purse don’t go together.”, and the same could be said for men as well: “ An attractive man with big dick energy and struggle don’t go together either.”. 

    The other issue with this jail/prison narrative is that it is illegal to have sex in prison, and you could find yourself in more trouble if you get caught, not to mention the lack of safe sex practices and the STIs/STDs that can be passed around; I’ll pass, give me my freedom on the outside. 

    1. Thank you for pointing out that having sex while imprisoned is illegal! It makes no sense that videos of these guys in jail are even out there! Times are hard for gay men, we really need to do a lot of introspection!

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