this picture is really disturbing but this is everyone’s idea of what jail is like.
the jokes is being someone’s bitch whose name is “bubba“.
to some gays,
that is a legit fantasy.
a fine wolf with a prison bawdy giving you the business every night in ya’ll cell.
( x see here )
( x see another here )
one of the biggest fears for any male,
besides going to actual prison,
is getting raped in prison.
you’ll be out here like tom dubois from “the boondocks“:

again,
some males might be willing participants.
thanks to this guide a foxholer sent me,
it teaches us:

“How Not To Get Raped in Prison”

well…

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 i didn’t see this coming.
i shoudln’t have since i don’t listen to meek anyway.
meek mill is heading back to prison.
he violated his parole and the judge didn’t go easy on him.
this is his sentence via people…
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so they’re here.
fresh off the presses.
well kinda.
the aaron hernandez alleged “gay lovah” letters have been released.
well kinda.
he wrote a letter to prison officials about sharing a cell with some other jackals,
but one preferably that was his “heart”.
an f-bi sent me what wcvb had to say…
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gucci mane is out of prison.
i know.
you forgot to write him as i did.
well you know when these pineapples get locked up,
they come out with a brand new jailbird bawdy.
summer is when they really show it off.
this is the new gucci mane…
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i guess this is for all jailbird loving foxes out there.
i don’t know if you remember him:

well he was 1/4 of g-unit.
he went by young buck.
young buck is in the big house for three years.
apparently he is lonely,
has no friends.
and wants people to write him as he serves his time.
well cheer up buck.
an f-bi sent me his prison address where you can write him.
i’m sure he’ll be glad to read it…

Continue reading “Dear Inmate… Have You Found Other Butt Cheeks To Smash?” →

this is un-official foxmail.
i am not amused.
i wanted you guys to read the following.
to some it maybe childish.
or others,
it maybe a huge life lesson.
this is a wolf problem.
one that can them bring pleasure and also kryptonite.
who knew it would feature arquez again.
he posted some drama from his facebook.
one of my f-bi sent it to me to post with the alleged following:

“Umm Jamari you might want to reconsider that post about Arquez especially since he’s all on fb talking about how Cockyboi gave him HIV“

now i’m not saying he HAS HIV myself,
but after this story…

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