there has been so much going on.
between lnx‘s kiss heard around the world,
the anti-vaxxers vs the vaccinated,
all the crime happening in different cities,
and folks about to revolt before going back into an office,
there has been a lot happening in society.
this latest twist has jumped 6 spaces ahead of all that shit…

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i can come off really guarded in person.
it’s nerves tbh.
it is all nervous energy in how i come off to other people.
when alcohol is in me,
my inhibitions can help me relax but i don’t want to become an alcoholic.
weed has only made me paranoid af.
honestly…

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this picture is really disturbing but this is everyone’s idea of what jail is like.
the jokes is being someone’s bitch whose name is “bubba“.
to some gays,
that is a legit fantasy.
a fine wolf with a prison bawdy giving you the business every night in ya’ll cell.
( x see here )
( x see another here )
one of the biggest fears for any male,
besides going to actual prison,
is getting raped in prison.
you’ll be out here like tom dubois from “the boondocks“:

again,
some males might be willing participants.
thanks to this guide a foxholer sent me,
it teaches us:

“How Not To Get Raped in Prison”

well…

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 i didn’t see this coming.
i shoudln’t have since i don’t listen to meek anyway.
meek mill is heading back to prison.
he violated his parole and the judge didn’t go easy on him.
this is his sentence via people…
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so they’re here.
fresh off the presses.
well kinda.
the aaron hernandez alleged “gay lovah” letters have been released.
well kinda.
he wrote a letter to prison officials about sharing a cell with some other jackals,
but one preferably that was his “heart”.
an f-bi sent me what wcvb had to say…
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gucci mane is out of prison.
i know.
you forgot to write him as i did.
well you know when these pineapples get locked up,
they come out with a brand new jailbird bawdy.
summer is when they really show it off.
this is the new gucci mane…
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