when he wanted to give you vacation d!ck over your friend at the white lotus

I want to reframe this situation from White Lotus.

you go on vacation and you see a wolf of interest.
your friend is showing interest so you tell your friend to hook up with him.
somehow,
you all end up getting close to him but your friend isn’t closing the deal.
either they are scared or being awkward.
after a couple days of this back and forth with them,
he is showing clear signs he wants you more.
so:

You end up hooking up with him and the sex is mind blowing.

your friend doesn’t know since it happened really late while they were sleep.
my question is…

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this blake lively timeline would be a good story line for gossip girl

It’s giving heavy Serena Van Der Woodsen.

i don’t know who does PR for some of these celebs but…

It would serve many of them to show up,
look cute,
say nothing,
and go home.
There are just some celebs that work better in silent.

blake lively seems to be one of those people.
it would really serve her to shut up and look pretty.
at first,
judging from the trailer

i thought this movie was going to be a typical safe rom com.
to my surprise,
i was told it was about domestic violence.
blake lively had people out here dressing up in florals,
promoting her brands during the press tour,
and had a whole drink named after the abuser in the movie.
that person was played by justin baldoni.
during the premiere in copenhagen,
allegedly,

she said the movie wasn’t about domestic violence

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should jonathan majors get comfortable with looking like the villain?

something told me to wait a minute about jonathan majors.
just chill jamari,
just chill.

when i saw the trailer for “magazine dreams“:

he can act and has a nice bawdy.
those things are facts but he is still weird.
allegedly,
in this audio from “rolling stone“,
it seems he admits to all that he claimed he never did

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grey underwear is the blessing for butt cheeks

there are some males that i’m curious what their DMS look like.
i can just imagine it looks like a craigslist in the late 00s.
i said to myself the other day,
i said:

“Self,
I wonder when Kharl is going to bless us with grey underwear?”

grey underwear is the equivalent to grey sweats but for your big bunz.
you can clearly see every and all curves of the print of the cheekage.
you know you tail is big when you can see it in grey sweats.
ask and i shall receive…

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tim walz thinks they lost because they acted like little b!tches

yesterday,
i read about tim walz and why they lost the electio
n.
he says they “played it too safe“.
( x read that here )
you know what i think they did wrong?…

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i think he wanted a twink with a lethal mouth as his first time with a male

Anytime I hear about curious males experimenting with other males,
it always makes me cringe tbh.

they say it’s not for them when clearly,
they chose the WRONG male to be their first.

for some,
the options are slim and the fear of getting caught is high.
so they get with someone with muscles or ultra-masculine

When they clearly needed someone who was more feminine,
little to no bawdy hair,
and the bawdy party they were looking for.

acting/cannibal jackal,
armie hammer,
made me think of this in his recent revelation
on his podcast.
he admitted he hopped on grindr to hook up with another male.
alas…

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