bobby shmurda, bundles, beds, and the possibility of balls?

all i got was ^this and a dm saying:

“WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?”

i love when ya’ll send me shit in dramatic.
wellllllll….
it looks like bobby shmurda using someone’s bundles as a pillow.
when i focused all the way…

allegedly“.
so i get on twitter and saw this…

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if ya’ll think you’ll be seeing britney on a stage again, i got news for ya

*sometimes,
people do more harm than good to the mentally ill.

 my favorite britney performance would have to be “slave 4 u” in 01.
01 was a sad year for me but i found comfort in her.
my late mama liked her too.
she killed the stage at the vmas during her prime.
she had tigers,
snakes,
and what looked like the cast of “cats”.

ya’ll didn’t have to tell me she probably would never perform again.
per baller alert

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ya’ll wanna be pokemon trainers catching all these diseases and pandemics

“One thing the Powers That Be could count on is promiscuity and humanities inability to temper their sexual behavior.” Khalil31

the powers that b know that many of us are idiots.
they know what traps to set and how some of us fall in each time.
why lift a finger when they know how people will react and respond?
you tell us one thing and we will fight to do the opposite.
we will whine and complain about our rights to protect our safety.
some are arguing the recent stats about monkeypox are homophobic.
it’s really ridiculous and all could be prevented.
imagine catching the trifecta of pokmemon
and you can take that how you will…

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so the “i didn’t contract monkeypox through sex” stories are here (no seriously, in here)

can we handle another pandemonium?
i’m not talking about money but more about our mental health.
the country is on the brink of collapse because of the damage from the rona.
the monkeypox wants to be the final nail.
so apparently,
folks are saying they didn’t catch monkeypox from sex.
we have josh,
a flight attendant,
saying he got it from either dirty sheets at a hotel or another flight attendant

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donald trump is the (alleged) spy who continues to shag america?

i’ve been hearing people missing trump as president.
people who didn’t support him before suddenly miss him.
they think things would be better than how they are with biden.
even though i think biden isn’t great,
i guess i’m the only one who remembers the dark days of trump’s reign.
i find these new switch-ups interesting because i have to wonder

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do ya’ll think brittney griner is coming home anytime soon cause…

i know people who pack all kinds of edibles when they travel.
when we go on vacation with a group of people,
more than likely,
you want to turn tf up in another country.
after this brittney griner drama:

Ya’ll need to seriously research the laws of other countries.

 countries will kill you for something that is a slap on the wrist out here.
i know ya’ll heard about brittney’s fate in russia today.
if you didn’t…

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