we have all said/fonted some creative and wild shit when it comes to males.
before God started working on me,
i was one of those who said/fonted some wild shit.

Have you ever seen something that legit SHOCKED you tho?

you were like,
“wait,
what????“.
that was me the other day.
i don’t watch wrestling but i do like looking at some of the wrestling wolves.
austin theory,
being one of those wrestling wolves.

( x ever since his alleged home video collection leaked )
his subreddit is pretty wild.
i saw the following in there and gasped.
i’ve seen white twink foxes cross the line into the next town but…

what’s that one lyric from rih?
that is actually a really broad question but it goes like:

“won’t you fucking just rain and get it over with…”

that is how i felt this morning.
i woke up and it was this gloom and doom shit outside.
tbh,
it matched the state of the forest after yesterday…

one thing social media relationships,
and even regula degula,
have taught me is:

The little birds are watching every move from the trees.

in this case,
my little foxes are always watching.
yesterday,
i was minding my black ass business when i got a drop.
it was about steven beck and his husband,
1stkingdavid.
judging from what i was sent,
i think we may need to add “ex” in-front of husband because…

you know what really fuckin’ annoys me?
well,
i’ll font you:

Males who hurt you but then want to punish you when you react.

my favorite is the stonewalling and ghosting.
“run little bitch boy,
run!”

they did something fucked up to you but…

I want to reframe this situation from White Lotus.

you go on vacation and you see a wolf of interest.
your friend is showing interest so you tell your friend to hook up with him.
somehow,
you all end up getting close to him but your friend isn’t closing the deal.
either they are scared or being awkward.
after a couple days of this back and forth with them,
he is showing clear signs he wants you more.
so:

You end up hooking up with him and the sex is mind blowing.

your friend doesn’t know since it happened really late while they were sleep.
my question is…

It’s giving heavy Serena Van Der Woodsen.

i don’t know who does PR for some of these celebs but…

It would serve many of them to show up,
look cute,
say nothing,
and go home.
There are just some celebs that work better in silent.

blake lively seems to be one of those people.
it would really serve her to shut up and look pretty.
at first,
judging from the trailer…

i thought this movie was going to be a typical safe rom com.
to my surprise,
i was told it was about domestic violence.
blake lively had people out here dressing up in florals,
promoting her brands during the press tour,
and had a whole drink named after the abuser in the movie.
that person was played by justin baldoni.
during the premiere in copenhagen,
allegedly,
she said the movie wasn’t about domestic violence…