You see your opponents.
Always try to keep that game face on.
They can read any sudden weakness.
You have all the cards babe,
so hit em where it hurts.
Just make sure you throw the right ones out on the table.
You see all that bounty on that table?
That can be yours.
Well now it your turn…
So, which one will you throw out to keep you in the game?
The dating world can be like a game of poker.
It takes some good card plays and keen observation to win.
It’s just… well, you been losing each time you sit on at that table.
Another game; another loss.
Your poker face has now diminished,
so now I got to ask…
Are you tired of playing?
My super-duper late ass saw Think Like A Man last night and I have to admit,
I had my reservations.
Steve Harvey giving love advice?
I like my Steve Harvey where I can see him: telling jokes or hosting a game show.
But, a book? Then a movie? What?
I was soooooooo ready for a giant coon fest.
MOVIE IS THE SHIT.
It was right up my alley and it dealt with a lot of topics I could definitely relate with.
Shit, a ton of topics that we spoke about on here.
I definitely saw myself in my home girls, Tariji and Meagan, characters.
I also saw myself in Michael Ealy and Terrance J’s pants.
But that is whole nother story.
The movie actually made me want to start dating again.
I miss going out on dates,
meeting ratchet ass Wolves (and niggas) and talking about them,
and going through the motions.
Is he going to call?
Will he text?
Oh shit, he wants to chill again!
… but, at my crib?
Watch a movie?
Is he crazy?
or my favorite:
Damn his body looks good.
No pictures though.
Let me send him a message.
Oh shit he responded.
Talk for a minute.
Okay, let’ meet.
So we meet…
…and I didn’t realize Caesar from Planet of the Apes knew how to use a computer?
Honestly, that is what made me lose all interest in dating and chat sites in the first place.
I was tired of the same ol stories and the typical results.
“Oh you cute as hell.”
“Yeah, you cute too.”
Thanks For the dick.
Thanks for the ass.
YOU KNOW A FOX WANTS MORE.
I stepped away for a year and learned a few tricks.
I was losing bad at the table last couple times I played.
My judgement was off and I was falling for silly words.
I was one of those people who lost everything at the casino and slept at the slot machines.
They were hoping they put their last bit of change in to win something.
This go round though, I think I’m ready to put my bid back in.
But, are you tired of dating though?
I mean, this is a serious question.
I feel like the odds of meeting a real Wolf is impossible these days.
Why should he take me seriously,
when some big booty Jackal with no ceilings is willing to do what I won’t?
Are they really rules in dating?
Can a book like “Think Like A Man” really direct us to dating gold?
Or, is it really just a combo of luck, the right cards, and… well hell, luck?
I had to ask…