my straight wolf friend had some time to burn before his meeting.
he texted me earlier to see if he could come through.
i was in the middle of making breakfast so i said why not?
when he arrived,
i threw on another omlettes and turned on love and hiphop atl.
i missed all the ratchetness last night so i needed to catch up.
as we ate the omelets i prepared,
he asked me an interesting question…
“have you ever thought of being a stripper?”
i knew i would never go through with it tho.
you know like sky diving or eating escargot.
i only strip in private.
it was only that random “would you do it” thoughts i tend to have.
“why didn’t you?”
very random indeed.
a little too random.
side eye worthy actually.
he coulda been just asking.
i did tell him about me and he is pretty comfortable in his sexuality.
i wanted a career where i would be taken seriously.
“i was here” and not “bands make him dance”.
lowkey: k michelle was all the way messy in next week’s preview.
i hope she isn’t “one of those” vixens.
the ones who think because they got a “mouth”,
they can say whatever they want.