it pays to have good friends in your life.
these are the people who make me go on,
even when i feel like giving up.
so this morning,
karaoke texted me asking me to do her a favor.
she wanted my cable info to watch a show on her computer.
since she is one of my closest friends that i trust,
i said why not?
one thing about karaoke is she cooks really good.
her family makes the best food.
she always sends me pictures of food she makes.
well i’m no where close to florida to get some food,
and i was stupid hungry,
so i texted jokingly…
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usher is such a dilf.
can we call wolves “dilfs”?
we callin’ him a dilf here.
so usher won a bet and had to pay up.
if his team member on the voice,
won for the season.
so what was the bet?
well usher said he would cook breakfast in his underwear.
well what a coinky dink.
i me my foxhole we was hungry too…
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