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why am i always being tested?

Is it God or the devil that tests us?

have you ever wished things came easier like it does for other people?
like,
you had a pretty chill life with minimal bs being throw at you?
i know that’s silly to think that,
but i’m tired of being tested.
better yet…

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a foxholer and i made a pact over the blues

blues“.
that is what one of my foxholers told me he nicknamed some of these wolves.
these males,
no matter the role,
be out here giving folks the blues.

 

you think you got a good one and you’re in for a 6 month long depression.

losing weight
hair falling out
can’t sleep
thinking about him 24/7

i’m over playing blue’s clues with these pineapples.
so my foxholer and i made a pact that i encourage the foxhole to join on.
after today,
11/14/2019

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

THE SHIT I JUST SAW ON THE DAMN TRAIN!!!

foxhole.
i need you to sit down.
the following is going to make you scream.
so i’m sitting on the train coming home.
a ton of delays so it’s moving slow.
i’m in the corner seat by myself and it’s crowded af.
in front of me,
this dude is pressed up against this woman.
mid 20s-early 30s hood pineapple in a fly outfit.
from how it looked,
i thought they were together.
like,
he was all up behind her.
i couldn’t see faces but i just saw their mid sections.
as the train was approaching my stop,
i see this thing start dripping in the floor.
i thought it was something dripping out the woman’s bag.
foxhole,
when i lookedddddddddddddddddddddd…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU THINGS A FOX LOVES TURN YO TV ON

the “worst case scenario” game

one of my favorite tv couples is randall and beth from “this is us“.
i’d love to be the “beth” to someone’s “randall”.
so they both have this game they play called “worst case scenario“.
it’s where they say the worst cases of a situation and the fears they have about it.
it is a judgement free zone where you say whatever on your mind,
no matter how stupid,
goofy,
or crazy it may sound.
for this new season,
i watched an episode today where they got their kids into it:

i tried the same game out with a recent situation i found myself in…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI THINGS A FOX LOVES

star fox would have liked this.

i really miss my best friend.
there have been some days i can’t believe he’s dead.
i still can’t believe they took him from me.
someone i know,
who knows i’ve not gained an addiction to these damn funko pops,
sent me the following.
i nearly cried

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“big, juicy, and can’t fit in your mouth” – we stan!

so i did it.
today was the day to do it.
my home-wolf told me over the weekend that he needed me to…

“…Indulge in the most unhealthy delicious comfort I can get”

my comfort foods of choice is pasta.
those who know me know i’m a thot for a good pasta dish.
sunday tho,
popeyes released their infamous chicken sandwich again.
since i was in the area,
i figured i’d get up and go get me one.
when i got to popeyes,
it looked like this

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