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to be a baller wolf and a virgin too? (protect this man)

“they still make those?”
that was the first thought in my brain.
when i think of purity,
i never think of that for a baller wolf,
no matter the league.
baller wolves can get sex just by showing up.
i usually think nasty,
hardcore,
freak-a-leek,
“i can’t take it anymore” sex with some minor cuddling after.
kinda just turned myself on there.
tyler lockett from the seattle seahawks,
like,
at all.
matta fact,
he revealed something that may have you shocked.
a foxholer sent me this and well…

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the alleged bisexual stylings of r. kelly?

okay…
sooooo….
uh huh…
r. kelly been so off my radar that i didn’t even know he had a book out.
not a book that he wrote,
but a book written by one of his alleged victims.
the book is called “sex me: confessions of daddy’s little freak”.


i didn’t know r. kelly was an alleged bisexual either.
this was tweeted that flew down my timeline

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“Danger Dick”: The 50 and Aunt Viv Chapter

i don’t ever want to meet a wolf like this.
well i think i nearly did.
nothing worst than someone getting into your head and have sprung af.
various reasons like:

his mind blowing sex
your loneliness
his mind games
your biological clock ticking
his way with words
your kind nature
his hot/cold attitude
your lack of self love/worth

…and then you’re wrapped up like a fox with an anaconda.
50 and vivica a. fox strike me as that type.
so aunt viv has a new book out called “everyday i’m hustling”.
in the book,
she has a whole chapter on her past relationship with 50.
this is what she had to tell “build series” about it…
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Caitlyn Jenner Has A Secret She Wants To Share

your favorite glorified cross dresser,
caitlyn jenner
*looks side to side with the “don’t front” face at the foxhole*
*adds an eye roll/screw face combo for a finishing touch*

…is coming out with her memoirs.
it’s called “the secrets of my life”.
i guess she will tell us just when she had an interest in her wives clothes.
she releases a video with the book cover on her ig and well…
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The Victims May Shred Eddie Long To Pieces

actually,
we gonna have to change the author.
so i’m sure eddie long is still laying in the morgue.
two of victims are deciding to bury him even faster.
they want their story to be told to the world.
how?
through font.
this is what they are planning via the ajc
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10 Cubs, One Milestone, and Plenty of Notebook Paper

Screen Shot 2015-11-10 at 8.05.55 PMwell judging from this picture,
yusaf mack had fun at his coming out party.
it seemed like it was a good turn out at well.
well today,
he was in his feelings.
he decided to write a poem to his 10 cubs.
it was posted it on his instagram for all of us to read…
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