Caitlyn Jenner Has A Secret She Wants To Share

your favorite glorified cross dresser,
caitlyn jenner
*looks side to side with the “don’t front” face at the foxhole*
*adds an eye roll/screw face combo for a finishing touch*

…is coming out with her memoirs.
it’s called “the secrets of my life”.
i guess she will tell us just when she had an interest in her wives clothes.
she releases a video with the book cover on her ig and well…

this is her signing signatures for her book to her lucky fans:

i will say that she looks good,
but i’m indifferent about caitlyn.
i feel like she is just happy being the aesthetics of being a vixen.
that’s as far as that goes.
i don’t really feel like she has both high heels in this.
i could be wrong,
but my foxy senses are telling me this.
she didn’t even attend the women’s march,
but she was front and center at the trump inauguration tho.
rubbing elbows with the same hyenas and jackals that want her banished.
if she likes it,
and ya’ll likes it,
then i loves it.
“the secrets of my life”
makes it’s debut on book shelves april 25th.

video and picture credited: caitlyn jenner

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

10 thoughts on “Caitlyn Jenner Has A Secret She Wants To Share

  1. Whew Lawd, the jokes write themselves with this one, when I seen that picture with the books, I thought of Little Red Riding Hood-“Oh, grandmother, what big hands you have!” Even though her photo’s have been filtered and photoshopped within an inch of her life, I can still see she looked liked she applied Lil Richard Pancake 31 and sprayed a light mist of embalming fluid over her face to get the perfect look. You go Caitlyn, I am sure Trump has a position for you in his cabinet.

    1. Oh God, those oven mitts pretending to be lady fingers ARE really HUGE, but those cheek bones are sitting and puffed up to the mountaintop

  2. ?Forgive me for saying, if you are a fan, I don’t give 2 shits for Caitlin or her family. I miss Bruce Jenner the hero of my youth. Too bad he died when she appeared.

    1. LOL me too, but from what I know about it, it is unreasonably expensive. Apparently, it works wonders for aging, but I’m not sure exactly what it does to achieve this. It’s one of those rich people things.

  3. I respect everybody’s truth and everybody’s journey. That said, and I’m fully aware this is me commenting on what I’ve been allowed to see thru the media, I don’t feel Caitlyn is happy frfr. I almost think Bruce was a confused man who liked to crossdress and/or felt more comfortable with effeminacy, and somehow got swept up in the “labels” society demands and ran with it. Hell, the guy who plays in that show Transparent comes across more genuine and complex. But again I say I could never even begin to know her truth or her struggle from realizing it.

  4. If you’re going to be rude to fellow LGBTQ community. Just stick to your post of football player straight guys who want you gone as well. You glorify all the straight guys that would probably knock the shit outta you. But you wanna slam her ? David McIntosh supports trump. I bet you’ll be quick to sit on his dick if he let you. Even after his kinda homophobic comments towards that porn star. Jamari you need to do better my nigga

    1. A fellow LGBTQ community member who is agaisnt gay rights and support Pence???? PLEASE SHE CAN GO FUCK HERSELF!!! She could have done some big things for transpeople she has (had i hope) a bigger platforme than larverne cox and Amiyah Scott (at least she talked about the murders of transpeople) but caitlyn did nothing. And speaking of McIntosh you should read jamari post about his homophobic stupid ass too. Just because you’re part of the LGBTQ+ community doesn’t mean you get immunity.

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