the popular table.
it’s filled with the fine and the (mildy) fascinating.
they take pride in being “the cool kids” while looking down from their high horses.
they cast shame on those who “can’t sit with us“.
nothing has really changed since high school.
you dare want to sit at this table?
well you gotta have one (if not more) of these things:

Clout
Good looks
Fly style
Money
Not be Opps
Social media following

when one of the leaders of this table deems you as worthy,
only then will you be let into their realm.
you’ll join the group chat and hear all the gossip,
along with all their bts fucked up issues.
as someone who has sat at popular tables and hung with cool kids,
i’m here to font..

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lil tay,
fame,
and rico pruitt.
three onlyfans stars who are beefin with jd blackstone,
another onlyfans star.
how old are these folks?
serious question.
if these three stop being friends,
this is gonna be a showdown of epic proportion.
so more fighting everyone!
this time,
it’s outside someone’s apartment.
this was jd and lil tay on ig live:

How it started this morning 😭 pic.twitter.com/kt3iw20n5E

— Sojuicy🍍 (@pdadon89) October 22, 2020

this is what jd said as he pulled up...

The girls were so confident 😭 pic.twitter.com/1Ab64d59Ck

— Sojuicy🍍 (@pdadon89) October 22, 2020

and this was the outcome…

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tyga has nice skin.
i noticed that first before that random’s ass as she sunbathed.
times are really hard or folks know people are horny af.
tyga is the next to debut his…

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i never been to a bathhouse.
i passed by one when i went to dc many years ago,
but i never set foot inside.
i heard rumors that a lot of gay shit can go down in bathhouses.
well it seems like jussie smollett was allegedly no stranger to bathhouses.
in some new claims,
he also had a guest.
this one:

yeah.
brother zumanda of the african meats tribe.
more messiness via “page six“…

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so i’ll be honest with you foxhole…

I completely forgot about Derrick Gordon

 you guys kept sending me this story,
but i was like “who?“.
it wasn’t until i realized that i wrote about him a long time ago.
he was the first pre-baller basketball wolf to come out.
during his coming out phase,
he decided to debut that he was dating an older white male:

…and that was the end of that.
matter fact,
all those black gay athletes who weren’t dating within their race are all mia.
in 2019,
derrick has a youtube channel called “derrick gordon“.
in a recent episode,
he had darren young as a special guest.
another one i wrote and forgot about.
darren is the first openly gay wrestler in the wwe.
this was his boyfriend cc: “people“:

they decided to defend their past dating choices and well…

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i’m bored with this “queen” era for nicki minaj.
the music is blah,
but the drama is on 110.
i think that’s what keeping her name out there.
she use to come big and bold in past eras,
but everything thus far has been underwhelming.
well she released the video for “barbie dreams”…
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