Somehow I Keep Throwing Down Jokers

You see your opponents.
Always try to keep that game face on.
They can read any sudden weakness.
You have all the cards babe,
so hit em where it hurts.
Just make sure you throw the right ones out on the table.
You see all that bounty on that table?
That can be yours.
Well now it your turn…
So, which one will you throw out to keep you in the game?

The dating world can be like a game of poker.
It takes some good card plays and keen observation to win.
It’s just… well, you been losing each time you sit on at that table.
Another game; another loss.
Your poker face has now diminished,
so now I got to ask…

Are you tired of playing?

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I’m A Moody Fuck-er

“You look like you got good booty.” Star Fox said over a glass of wine, “but you a moody fuck-er.”
“WTF is a moody fuck-er?!?!?” I replied, nearly spitting mine out.

Yeah, what IS a moody fuck-er….?

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