“You look like you got good booty.” Star Fox said over a glass of wine, “but you a moody fuck-er.”
“WTF is a moody fuck-er?!?!?” I replied, nearly spitting mine out.
Yeah, what IS a moody fuck-er….?
We will rewind back a few words before we get to his explanation.
So, Star Fox and I got together and we were doing our usual Fox talk.
Money, Men, and Makin Whoopie.
Standard convo between 2 discreet Foxes in this lifestyle.
We were talking in depth about who LOOKS like they can fuck.
“I bet if Waka Flocka was to come in this room now, you would put those lips to work huh?” I asked.
“He wouldn’t even have to ask. I’d just ask him which hole he wants to start on first!” He replied, lickin’ his lips.
“LOLOL – So do you think Devin Thomas looks like he can put it down?“
“Yeah – he looks like a standard dick down.”
“I dunno – I love my Devin and all, but he looks like he can’t fuck my brains out.”
“What you mean?”
“Like, you get a nigga in the bed and he on that making love touchy feely shit.”
“Naw he looks like it will be okay.”
“You know sexy niggas are never really that great in a smashin’ session.”
“You know who would look like they would put it DOWN on ya ass?”
“Naw, check it. Ugly niggas gotta work ten times harder in fuckin ya brains out because we already trying NOT to be attracted to them.”
“Until he put that good dick in you and you wake up cooking his ass a full course meal.”
So we went through our lists:
Nelly – average
Adrian Peterson – average to whatever
Jay-Z – good
Trey Songz – maybe all hype; standard nigga pipe
Drake – maybe carrying a good dick
Chris Brown – dances and grinds good but maybe different in the sack; okay to maybe back breakin’
Kanye West – A+
Diddy – freak; good dick
Bow Wow – too cocky to be good in pipin’
Terrance J from 106: his little ass may just fuck you stupid
T.I. – GOOD
…then he asked:
“What about me?”
“I think you are a freak. I seen the niggas you fucked with and you definitely get call backs. You are the type to put in work with any dude, regardless if he is cute or ugly. You will make sure that nigga is satisfied. I will admit that the sex tape I saw with you and ya man didn’t impress me. You looked like you wanted more, but he was just boring to me.”
“Nawwwwwwwwwwww that was just a bad night! Trust, me and that nigga get it in!”
So I thought I’d ask him to return the favor…
“Well…” he replied, “you look like you got good booty but you a moody fuck-er. No offense – I mean, you look like if you meet the nigga you are REALLY attracted too, you will put that good shit on him. Give that nigga a one or two round session. You are a freak that waits to be unleashed. I mean nigga you got handcuffs! You better be a freak! You will do a handstand and suck his dick if he pull that out of you.
Something like him…
and def him….
…… But if he is just an “okay” nigga you meet online or off, you won’t give him the GOOD GOOD shit…”
I won’t lie and say he isn’t right.
There is only one Wolf so far who brought me out my freak shell.
These little corny niggas I meet online barely get the whole me.
Shit, they may not even get ass or lips.
But I like that.
A moody fuck-er.
Add it to your Fox-tionary.