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if adrian peterson started an “onlyfans” for extra income, i’d sign up

i remember how obsessed i was with nfl baller wolf,
adrian peterson.
the lips,
biceps,
and pecs use to have my head spinning.
even tho my ex home vixen’s alleged pipe report was disappointing,
he was still a fantasy in my head.
for the life of me,
i just don’t get how baller wolves are still becoming broke.
in 2019,
even though he’s still playing ball,
adrian peterson is broke.
this is what “usa today” had to report…

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Adrian Peterson Tweets Some Confusion about Ferguson

Screen Shot 2014-11-25 at 10.20.37 PMballer wolf,
and full of godly drama,
adrian peterson had something to say about the ferguson verdict.
as you can ^see
its written in some sort of confusing code.
what my foxy senses are making out…
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Adrian Peterson Will Now Have Time To Make A Quilt

Screen Shot 2014-11-18 at 10.07.11 PM…super dad?
not a good look especially with this scandal.
it must be freezing in minnesota.

why?
well baller wolf,
adrian peterson and his career,
are officially on ice…
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Adrian Peterson’s Lips Were Made For…

947929-19629591-1600-900adrian peterson has nice lips,
but i’m afraid they need a muzzle.
so prosecutors want adrian’s bond revoked for his latest alleged admission
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Me and Adrian Peterson Need To Have A Pow Wow

AP_adrian_peterson4_ml_141008_16x9_992^that was adrian peterson and his wife in court today.
good choice on outfits and color palettes.
so adrian plead not guilty as he would.
the trial for his child abuse allegations start in december.
he is lookin’ to up to 2 years if convicted.
before he went to court,
he decided to defend himself to us on twitter with a series of tweets.
this time its for the alleged “charity orgy” allegations…
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Adrian Peterson Likes To Have Sex (For A Good Cause!)

tumblr_inline_nby8kyo14y1ss6hjj…lets hope the “good cause” is equal nuts.
so as you know,
adrian peterson is a christian.

well how could you not tell?
his social media accounts was one big bible study.
well i guess that was on social media,
because when adrian was off,
he likes to get off.
it seems adrian likes sex.
lots of christian type of sex with random holes.
so much so,
he allegedly used his charity credit card to fund an all night sex party…
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