Don’t Ask August Alsina About “That Guy” (He May Slap You)

Screen Shot 2014-04-16 at 12.36.41 AMyou see that hand?
it’ll be “slap slap right across ya melon.
easssssyyyyyyy”
well only if you ask august alsina about “that other r&b singer he don’t like no more”.
you know the one i’m talmbout.
keisha chante from 106 and park learned the hard way today…
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The Old Spice Dude Could F Me Entirely Stupid

I mean, I saw a glimpse of it on the commercials…
and I saw Wolves talking about it…
But this right here….

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I’m A Moody Fuck-er

“You look like you got good booty.” Star Fox said over a glass of wine, “but you a moody fuck-er.”
“WTF is a moody fuck-er?!?!?” I replied, nearly spitting mine out.

Yeah, what IS a moody fuck-er….?

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