males will fuck anything

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males are truly interesting.
we are.
we be out here talmbout:

“i bang the baddest bitches/pineapples…”

…and although that may just be true for some,
a lot of males be fuckin the low hanging fruit.
example: some of these baby mamas be UGLY AF.
 gay or straight,
fine or ugly,
a male’s fwb is usually never “the baddest”.
it’s “she/he is available and on call when i’m horny”.
i’ve seen “11pm to 3am entertainers” be:

super obese (excuse: nah yo you see that ass?)


“faces a mother could love” (excuse: none)

my home wolf use to bang a vixen with one eye faithfully.
i kid you the fuck not.
i’ve seen her.
he legit fucked her twice at my crib.
so when i saw the following video
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Fuck The Police (Literally)

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^he isn’t in this story,
it is no doubt that some of hunters aka police don’t follow the rules.

i mean look at our news.
some of them can be drug addicts,
humongous racists,
low key abusers,
and “fuck me to get outta jail” with prostitutes.
this is all in my head.
the following is a “caught on tape” situation.
it’s a vixen allegedly saying “fuck the police”
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Anyone Can Fuck In An Elevator Tho (2018 Spring Break)

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freaknik and black spring break,
but in the 90s tho.
that’s when folks could be ratchet without any evidence.
you could go down there and drink,
and fuck until you couldn’t do it anymore.
you come back home and act like it all never happened.
i heard it use to get wild af back then.
ask your parents and older family members.
as a cub hearing these legendary stories,
i wished i could have seen it for myself.
social media has been in a gasp.
folks was talking about this video down in miami for ’18 spring break
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When You Might Find Out Your Father Has Better Pipe Than You

…or you fuck better than your pops.
i know.
here is a vomit bag.
as the years go on,

fathers are getting sexier younger and sexier younger.
it also means a lot of these dads are still mentally stagnant as well.
a foxholer sent me a video about how a father was gonna bond with his cub.
they gonna “fuck some bitches together in vegas”.
his words
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Soulja Boy and Chris Brown Use To Fuck Together

well kinda…
so soulja boy is dropping a lot of dirt since this beef with chris brown.
he exposed chris brown for allegedly being a coke head,
but now he dropped this during a vent tweet session
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The Pain of Taking Pipe

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i have always admired those who take pipe well.
this is going to be a sexual entry.
God has already forgiven me.
so taking pipe in the life is an art form.
it takes a lot to have something going in and out of you.
speed and force tbd.
many love it,
but some can’t handle it.
it has literally turned some into full blown wolves.
as much as they have tried,
they simply can’t get into it.
all the cleaning and to actually stick it in.
you gotta be a real pipe enthusiast to deal.
those who love it are already prepared with what to expect.
either it’s gonna be:

a) “i could have caught up on season 2 of blackish instead of this.”
b) “omg! i didn’t know he could fuck!”

for those who get the latter,
it can turn you completely out.
i was watching this video and i said to myself:

“I don’t think this fox was ready for what this dl wolf was about to give.”

so um…
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