…or you fuck better than your pops.
here is a vomit bag.
as the years go on,
fathers are getting
sexier younger and sexier younger.
it also means a lot of these dads are still mentally stagnant as well.
a foxholer sent me a video about how a father was gonna bond with his cub.
they gonna “fuck some bitches together in vegas”.
was that a little out there or it just me?
i know fathers want to bond wit their male cubs,
but i didn’t think they was fuckin together.
broadcasting it on ig live!
imagine running a train with your dad?
i’m so glad i didn’t have “a pipe measuring contest relationship” with my father.
i’d hate to have to keep up that charade knowing i wanted to measure pipes.
with my mouth.
lowkey: is it because i’m an adult now…
…because most dads didn’t look ^this good growing up.