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she (allegedly) sucked the soul out of chris brown and couldn’t wait to tell us

some of these dudes out here have the goofiest hoes,
especially straight males.
i feel like most gay or bi males come through,
do our thing,
and be out until the next session (or not).
the hoes some of these straight males be fuckin with tho?
aye caramba.
i know pussy can be easy to get for a celeb,
but some of this backwater trash shouldn’t get to flex.
so this she-jackal made a whole video about allegedly suckin’ up chris brown.
this is what she had to say…
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was chris brown allegedly getting high or taking a booger out his nose?

celebs and alleged drug use go together like fat kids and cake.
this might be a shocker to some but…

Many of them are functioning addicts

i’ve heard stories of many of our favs getting high af.
being a celeb ain’t easy.
hell,
some of these attentionistos are getting high too.
there is a video of chris brown that has everyone talking today.
allegedly,
it’s chris doing alleged coke in a dallas club.
this is the video via “billboard atl“…

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chris brown knows what good stlye looks like (and it ain’t victor cruz)

oh chris brown…
he never fails to disappoint.
so we all know exes like to creep.
this can be ex-lovers to ex-friends.
they will stalk your shit from the shadows.
karrueche posted this picture on 1/28:

the @ is to her character from “claws“,
but chris found himself in their comments and…

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pleasure p takes issue with ya’ll making jokes about bow wow

i saw this nonsense today and i made sure i addressed this trash.
so pleasure p,
of pretty ricky/reality star fame,
had an opinion to share about bow wow today.

this is what he had to font on his ig:

that part about chris brown made me side eye him hard.
he said we are “glorifying the vixen” who attacked him.
you know who the vixen is.
 i’m sorry,
but this was chris brown’s alleged face after the incident…
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they won’t try to ruin chris brown and get away with it

so chris brown is not playing with these hoes.
this is the perfect time for him to drop an album too,
but i digress.
so chris ( x won’t be facing any charges ) for the alleged rape scandal.
since she claims she was allegedly “violently raped”,
he’s about to violently rape her pockets.
too soon?
well this is what chris brown is gonna do next via “tmz”
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chris brown responds to the shit he found himself in

ya know what’s crazy?
i thought about chris brown the other day.
i haven’t seen him in a minute.
it has to been months now.
i didn’t banish him,
but i haven’t seen him besides a few tweets here and there.
well he popped up on my timeline today.
this time,
he was accused of an alleged rape in paris.
i know.
he took to his ig to respond to the accusations once he was released…

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