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they got kanye defending his wife’s past sex life now

kanye has moved back to chicago.
he proved it by taking a photo like so:

…but alas,
he is having a problem since his move.
nick cannon and drake are his problem.
nick because of this on vlad tv:

…and drake insinuating he allegedly slept with kim.
he walked around his new forest while addressing the issue…
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i’ve never felt so good to be “in my feelings”

even tho folks like to come for drake,
he always manages to win every time.
he is smart and very calculated,
but it works.
well the song of the summer got a video.
as you know,
that’s “in my feelings” from his new album,
“scorpion”.
you can’t go anywhere without hearing or seeing it.
i guess shiggy,
who went viral because of the dance challenge,
ended up getting more than the check cut because…
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don’t get hit by some run away car because of #dotheshiggy

look at God.
everyone’s main goal for summer 2018 is to #dotheshiggy.
because of shiggy,
drake got the number one record because of this challenge.
he cut that check???
i’m glad he met up with shiggy to show his appreciation:

what accent is that drake?
as you know,
i love the challenge.
i’ve seen some interesting videos thus far.
folks been getting out of moving cars to attempt it and…
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The Hoes Know The Art Of The Finesse: How Drake Got Caught Up

ya know,
i was very surprised with drake,
but i’m not shocked.
ya’ll shouldn’t be shocked.
his “drake likes his coffee black” stans are hurt.
i would be too because he played them heavy.
his image was he loves black vixens,
but his baby mama is all the way white.
the thing is…

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I’m Upset ( I’ma Always Take The Money Over Sex )

…there is a contradiction in that lyric.
^that is drake’s album cover for his “scorpion”.

the waves>>>
i remember when i had waves like that.
aaah.
good times.
drake released a new video for “i’m upset”.
he got his old co stars from “degrassi” to join in.
well…
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Drake Finally Took His Phone Off Airplane Mode To Respond

i have a feeling drake been crying about this.
he has had a “perfect” pop image up until now.
we have learned he has been keeping some secrets.
drake took to his ig stories to defend his blackface pictures.
this is what he had to font
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