I Have Voodoo In-Between My Butt Cheeks So Enter With Caution

we are so use to wolves fucking shit up.
i mean, this is a fox based blog so we do speak on their drama… a lot.
we are so use to them hurting us and making a mockery of the word “dating”.
yep you right.
some of them definitely do need to die.
but, what happens when a fox is the “bitch” in the story?
what if he collects broken hearts of unsuspecting wolves?
there are some foxes whose antics make wolves the way they are: the bitch.
imagine falling for someone you were actually feeling….
… who in return stomps all over your heart?
you let them in and they take advantage.
it ain’t easy.
i started to wonder…

Can a fox, turned jackal/hyena, turn a good wolf bad?

i was talking to star fox about this jackal he use to know.
he was an entire kind of hoe.
he was caramel complected, slim body, but was carrying around a fat plump ass.
his cheeks even turned star fox on.
but, this jackal was also handsome too.
he had all the trappings to bait a wolf.
he also lived in the southern forest,
so you know he would meet them easier.

star fox stayed at his spot for a while.
they would go clubbing and it made it easier to just chill there.
he told me that he went through wolves like toilet paper.
he would sign on the chat sites in the morning and would meet a wolf by afternoon.
he said all kinds of wolves would come through.
out, discreet, but mostly downlow.
maybe even some of my wolves got a piece of that jackal pie.
they would all come over and smash his brains out.
but, it was like the had voodoo in between his butt cheeks.
after these wolves stuck their dicks inside,
they would get hooked on him.
in return, he would pay them no mind.

there was one wolf in particular…
let’s just say he was my type.
from the description, star fox said he looked like:

jackal met the prototype and they hit it off.
it looked like this wolf would lock him down.
they went on a date and of course,
the jackal got the fucking of his life that night.
star fox said it sounded like that wolf was shifting his entire spine from his room.


well,
after the mind blowing sex,
the wolf actually was blowing up his phone for another date.
not even to fuck.
star fox said that the wolf actually made dinner for the jackal that same week.
he wanted to eat over candle light and get to know him better.
so they had dinner and everything went well…
…then the jackal met someone else that night to fuck.
he was actually on a4a talking to some ugly wolf that hit him up.

the story ends when that same jackal gets HIV.
he graduated top honors in college and moved out of the southern forest.
he cut off all ties with star fox and… that’s it.

listening to that story pissed me off.
why did that ignorant mutahfucka fuck up a good thing?
i guess when you have the power to attract wolves,
you get reckless and lose control.
is it wrong that i would have lowkey talked to that wolf?
fuck that!

a wolf who looks good,
gives you some bomb satisfying dick,
and then cooks you dinner by candlelight?


hello?
am i speaking to any lowkey trife foxes out there?
one jackals trash may just be a fox’s treasure.
of course after a prompt hiv test.
star fox said he was jealous/pissed that jackal fucked that up.

there is no question there are messy whores out there.
we need jackals and hyenas to balance the good foxes out.
but, the games these jackals play only make things worse.
why is it that the wolves fall for these wrong ones?
is it the upfront sexuality?
is it the direct attitude?
or, is it that these wolves have low self esteem and actually meet their match?
they bypass all the red flags… and for what?
you know wolves are use to being in control.
but, when they meet someone who has the ability to control them,
they turn stupid and feel what we feel.
it’s like the straight wolves who leave their wives for some hoe that puts a different kind of freak on them…
….and then get played stupid by the hoe.
either by getting her pregnant and she gets all his money.
or, she leaves his ass for some other nigga.

it made me think…

Is the real karma of a bad wolf usually met by a really good hoe?

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

26 thoughts on “I Have Voodoo In-Between My Butt Cheeks So Enter With Caution”

  1. Wow what a story. It pissed me off too. Dude had a good Wolf and he just couldn’t keep his ass closed. Ha!

    These days people tend to make poor decisions regarding their personal lives, period. In this lifestyle it’s all about sex for most, it’s sad but true. The nigga who has the fat ass and is willing to give it up usually wins over the Fox who is more conservative. Jackals don’t really have rules when it comes to Wolves because he himself can’t follow rules. They can’t stay faithful to anybody and they will get up and leave to go get dicked down by the next dude in a heartbeat. Let’s face it guys, Jackals don’t want to be in relationships, they want to live and be free, and you can’t change him until he’s ready. They might have a main piece but he’s only just for sex and the Wolf knows that from the jump because deep down he wants the same thing. A conservative Fox has rules that need to be followed if the relationship is going to work, and if the Wolf doesn’t follow them he will be gone. No good Wolves do not like rules because they know they won’t follow them. Guys like this are NOT relationship material because they do not want to be tied down. A good Wolf that ends up with a bad Fox must have a low self esteem. He settles for anything that comes his way because that’s all he can get. He feels that Foxes who are at the top of their game wouldn’t give him the time of day unless he himself is at the top of his game, and plus “The Perfect Fox always intimidates the “Imperfect Wolf.” This means that a Wolf doesn’t want to be with a Fox who lives a better life than him because in his eyes he is perfect, and he knows that he is intimidated by his success. When people think of Wolves they think of someone who is Dominant and who is the one in control. If a Wolf is with a Fox who is better than him, he will not be able to take control anywhere else but the bedroom.

    1. ^EXCELLENT!!!
      you just earned “comment of the day” man.

      i loved this line:

      “The Perfect Fox always intimidates the “Imperfect Wolf.” This means that a Wolf doesn’t want to be with a Fox who lives a better life than him because in his eyes he is perfect, and he knows that he is intimidated by his success.”

      do you think that foxes need to go after a wolf who is better than them? one that can teach them?

      1. It all depends on the wolf. If the wolf is secure with himself then relationship will work. It wont even matter that the Wolf is a janitor and the Fox is a doctor.

  2. I don’t understand why wolves get the bad wrap for being trifling. I’ve encountered way more whorish foxes than wolves by far.

    I don’t think that wolves that fall for these types necessarily have low self-esteem, they just fall for the wrong ones and sometimes the indifference these jackals give off is irresistible.

      1. I see both actually. My attraction to a dude has absolutely nothing to do with whether I think he’s a fox or a wolf. I could care less which one he is. I’m flexible, Lol

      2. Jay you know you can’t say your flexible around here. I just got the nastiest thoughts when I read that. How this, I’m double jointed, but too bad I’m a Wolf. LOL

  3. The Man:

    A good wolf does not necessarily have to have low self esteem to get a bad fox.
    I don’t care whether you are fox, wolf or hybrid — men are men. Some men just aren’t relationship material.
    However, people who are not relationship material will sometimes play like they do. I bet that is why that wolf’s nose got open and he got all ready for candlelight dinners and picking out china patterns with this two-faced hyena.
    I’ve been played like that before — read “A Letter to Colin” at http://bit.ly/MgaLe3. Everybody gets played sometimes or plays others. That is just the nature of the game whether its’ the gay or straight world.
    The important thing is not to get jaded and always expect the best of people.Because there are still plenty of good folks out here.

    1. ^that was really well written immanuel.
      i felt your anguish in that entry.

      sadly,
      every Fox wants to have the power of a “Colin” over a Wolf.
      but, with that power comes a ton of consequences.
      it is very easy to get that power.
      you just have to know how to….

      …. i’ll leave that alone.
      jackals and hyenas do lurk.
      lol

    2. I know, but I was just using that as an example for the ones who do settle for less because they do have self esteem issues. All good wolves don’t behave like this, but I’m sure they are plenty who do. I have a straight friend who settles for less because he has self esteem issues. He always says things like; she wouldn’t want me and I’m not good enough and things like that, which makes it obvous that he was some issues within himself. He was with this girl who everyone knew was trouble and she was ugly too, but he was with her because in HIS opinion that’s all he could get.

      1. Damn, I dated women for years and didn’t know there were straight guys with fucked up attitudes like that. Considering there are so many single women why settle for less?

      2. Yea they are guys like that and it’s sad. My friend brings it on himself sometimes. I never knew where that came from tho. His posture is off, he doesn’t keep his hair right, and he dresses sloppy as hell. I knew he was with that girl because he has self-esteem issues. She’s so bad that he didn’t even want me to tell anybody he was with her. I’ve even tried to help him a few times by using myself as an example and that still didn’t work. Not trying to be conceited, but I usually don’t have to work to get a woman’s attention and he knows that so I don’t get it. People just have issues deep down within.

  4. Personally I’ve never had any ass (or dick) that made me go ape shit crazy (or whatever the saying is) but I know it happens. Men are sexual creatures and we are intrigued by somebody that can satisfy that appetite like nobody else. A lotta guys know they have that GIFT and most of them use it for evil. Some of it might be karma…foxes are used to being played so they take whatever chance they can to be the PLAYER in the situation. But a good wolf gone bad isn’t gone forever…u just have to nurture him and let him know that you ain’t about the games and BS. It might take a minute but eventually he will come around. As for the hyenas and jackals…well they always get what’s coming to them in the end.

  5. If you will be humble, honest and sincere enough to see the trappings with YOUR thinking Jamari.

    1. one jackals trash may just be a fox’s treasure. – that screams low self esteem. Why would another person’s thrash be (“a fox’s”) YOUR treasure?

    2. you know wolves are use to being in control. but, when they meet someone who has the ability to control them. – SAYS who?? Why can’t a top and love a bottom to chase me sometimes or be the one in control for a change? Thing is gay dudes don’t know what masculinity is. They have a picture of what a “masculine’ man is . Real life masculinity is different. Men chase women, women sometimes (MOST TIMES) are usually in charge of the relationships – from decision making to sex. For instance other men, Kobe Bryant, LL Cool J all wear pink (no no to gay men especially bottom’s “IDEAL” for what masculinity truly is), they dress good and speak eloquently and in trying to get a female’s attention they don’t say Yo, waz gud yo etc. NO real LIFE female with substantial reasoning ACCEPTS those type of “hollers”. Women want a gentleman (fused with a rough edged man) not a ghetto, timberland wearing dude. EVEN the ghetto dudes SPEAK ELOQUENTLY and ARTICULATELY in trying to court, gain a woman’s attention (even Shaquiesha) and enjoy the chase, suave and fun in “getting into a woman’s head”.That’s the thing with yall gay dudes, there’s this lil switch off on what reality is, so feminine boys play dress up and fuck other feminine boys and tell them they’re “DL/DISCREET/MASC/THUG/GANGSTER” and type like 15 year old dropouts. I love women, enjoy their body, sex and company. I’m phasing out of the dude thing, and the while i sort myself out, man ive learned a lot of whimsical things from you guys,

    1. Does “I’m phasing out of the dude thing” mean you are now going to date women exclusively? While it is your choice to do as you please, this type of decision is quite common amongst us. I’ve met “mostly wolves) who have all said that they’re so tired of gay men that if the next relationship doesn’t turn out the way they’d like… they’re going (back) to women. You don’t see this type of behavior with straight men who are tired of women. I find this easy switch over to women often means there may not have been much of an attachment to or even value of gay men at all.

    2. Wait one second. I wear timbs and I’m not ghetto Davon. C’mon man you can’t be serious. A person’s choices in brands have nothing to do with the type of person they are. I agree with a few of your points but not all. You’re phasing out of dudes because you’re unhappy, and you’re too young to feel that way. This life comes with many issues and insecurities and you knew that when you signed up. I get frustrated with men sometimes and could easily go back to dating women full-time, but I choose not to because I like guys. It pisses me off when guys want to go back to dating women because they are frustrated. When the outcomes of your relationships consistantly have the same outcomes that means it’s you. I hate it when people never want re-evaluate themselves because they are afraid of what may be wrong with them.

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