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shit happens (in the meat aisle)

we have all had this issue once or twice in our lives.
your stomach starts a-bubblin and you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough.
it don’t matter where.
you eat or drink the wrong thing and…

if we’re lucky,
we can find a bathroom fast enough.
other times,
we are shit outta luck and…

a foxholer sent me michael rapaport’s ig,
who had some wild shit to show and well…

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delta is full of doo doo (literally)

the following story is rated “PU”.
it’s also rated “U BETTA SUE”.
this is type of shit that will get someone to fighting.
imagine getting on a plane anddddddddd…
your seat is covered in shit.
not only that,
the flight crew saying you’d be left behind if you didn’t sit in it.
yeah.
well one passenger had to from atlanta to miami.
a foxholer sent me the following and well…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

so my sunday is a whirlwind of diarrhea (how’s yours beloved?)

everything is going to shit on this sunday.
i’m tryin not to put that energy out there,
but it’s been one thing after another.
 i figured i’d vent about it to clear my mind…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

They Didn’t Need That Shit On Flight 895

i want to start doing more traveling in 2018.
God willing my money gets it together.
the crazies been acting real shitty in the air nowadays.
the latest?
a pineapple smearing his shit all over.
i can’t even via a foxholer and the “ny daily news”
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

Eat Shit, But You Die?

it’s getting to the point i’m desensitized to nonsense in the news.
some stories tho,
i’ll actually want to vomit.
the following almost made me vomit.
so a jackal has a dirty (literally) secret and his cub discovers it.
this is why the jackal allegedly ends up killing his cub because of it.
check this twisted shit via the new york daily news
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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (72)

what happens when you have to go to the bathroom in public?
well you can either go into someone’s establishment,
put toilet paper on the seat,
and do your business.
nah,
you can do this
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