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delta is full of doo doo (literally)

the following story is rated “PU”.
it’s also rated “U BETTA SUE”.
this is type of shit that will get someone to fighting.
imagine getting on a plane anddddddddd…
your seat is covered in shit.
not only that,
the flight crew saying you’d be left behind if you didn’t sit in it.
yeah.
well one passenger had to from atlanta to miami.
a foxholer sent me the following and well…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

so my sunday is a whirlwind of diarrhea (how’s yours beloved?)

everything is going to shit on this sunday.
i’m tryin not to put that energy out there,
but it’s been one thing after another.
 i figured i’d vent about it to clear my mind…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

They Didn’t Need That Shit On Flight 895

i want to start doing more traveling in 2018.
God willing my money gets it together.
the crazies been acting real shitty in the air nowadays.
the latest?
a pineapple smearing his shit all over.
i can’t even via a foxholer and the “ny daily news”
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

Eat Shit, But You Die?

it’s getting to the point i’m desensitized to nonsense in the news.
some stories tho,
i’ll actually want to vomit.
the following almost made me vomit.
so a jackal has a dirty (literally) secret and his cub discovers it.
this is why the jackal allegedly ends up killing his cub because of it.
check this twisted shit via the new york daily news
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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (72)

what happens when you have to go to the bathroom in public?
well you can either go into someone’s establishment,
put toilet paper on the seat,
and do your business.
nah,
you can do this
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Posted in THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Birdman Takes An Expensive Shit

birdman1i always wondered if i had access to a ton of money,
like in the millions,

what would i spend it on?
well i know i’d like to do a lot of traveling.
i would be writing entries at a beach house in the caymans.
of course,
my wardrobe and shoes would be stupid.
my glo up game would be a problem.
rapper wolf,
birdman,
had a million dollars to burn.
guess what he spent his money on?…

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