Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

Eat Shit, But You Die?

it’s getting to the point i’m desensitized to nonsense in the news.
some stories tho,
i’ll actually want to vomit.
the following almost made me vomit.
so a jackal has a dirty (literally) secret and his cub discovers it.
this is why the jackal allegedly ends up killing his cub because of it.
check this twisted shit via the new york daily news
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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (72)

what happens when you have to go to the bathroom in public?
well you can either go into someone’s establishment,
put toilet paper on the seat,
and do your business.
nah,
you can do this
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Posted in THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Birdman Takes An Expensive Shit

birdman1i always wondered if i had access to a ton of money,
like in the millions,

what would i spend it on?
well i know i’d like to do a lot of traveling.
i would be writing entries at a beach house in the caymans.
of course,
my wardrobe and shoes would be stupid.
my glo up game would be a problem.
rapper wolf,
birdman,
had a million dollars to burn.
guess what he spent his money on?…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

Work Wolf Got Shitted On

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today i was tired as hell.
i could not wait to leave the office.
so as i’m leaving,
i saw work wolf getting into the same elevator as me.

“great.”

i think i added a “fuck” there as well.
so i’m on this car and he is all in my grillz.
i was trying to avoid eye contact.
he hasn’t hit me up in texts since last week.
when i got out,
he called my name…
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Posted in WOW

How To Be Homophobic and Do Weird Shit

emoji-poopive heard of straight wolves doing weird shit being homophobic.
vixens have shared some wild stories about homophobic wolves.
one vixen told me a wolf slapped her in the middle of sex because:

she made the mistake of grabbing and squeezing on his ass.

…like what???
well what i just read on tumblr took the whole cake.
(no pun intended)…
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