the pretty vixen and i were having a conversation about males the other day.
we said a lot of shit,
but she said the following:
“Males are actually really gross.”
that statement can be true for some.
back in the day,
this one wolf told me how he hated eating my home fox groceries.
“he always has dingle berries stuck to his ass hair.”
my home wolf told me the other day he had a vixen suck his dick after a day of not showering.
he said his balls was extra ripe,
but she did it anyway.
a vix-bi sent me the following tweet and i nearly gagged…
“it’s normal for men to have anal discharge.”
speak for your muthafuckin’ self.
if you constantly have anal discharge in your drawz,
it’s time for you to see a doctor.
that is not normal.
for the medical foxhole: why would males have anal discharge?
your bunz is not a coochie.
it cannot lubricate by itself.
this is why you always need lube to participate in anal sex.
if yo bunz are lubricating by itself…
call a doctor because that is not normal.
i have a question for the foxhole…
Do males really go ready to fuck someone with shit stains in they drawz?
i’m always making sure the water comes out clear,
i have a fresh pair of everything on,
and i’m lathered in smell goods.
a wolf can’t tell me he is coming over right now to chill with me tonight.
we aren’t having sex because i have no fleet bottles in my crib.
i will hop in the shower,
straighten up my apartment,
and look presentable for him tho.
he can bring food,
and smoke and we can watch a movie or something.
Am I too much of a pretty fox when it comes to sex?
i always like to present my package in the best light.
i’m starting to think people don’t care and will fuck you regardless.
i guess this is why vixens eat male butt cheeks without cleaning it out first.
i might be doing too much?
lowkey: i always tell folks white underwear and white wash cloths show the real story.
it reveals ALL.