Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T

that one time i met a celeb and my skin exploded

we all have something that doesn’t work when we need it to.
it could be:

weight.
your bawdy KNOW you got that event to go to,
but suddenly,
something don’t fit when it should.

health.
you can’t call out of work,
but that one time you need to be healthy,
you on your death bed.

sex.
you was trying to drop the whole dick off in someone,
but the one time you was trying to show tf out,
the dick ain’t getting hard

for me,
it could be some of that,
but my skin loves to explode with acne at the wrong time.
like today…

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Posted in BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T

male makeup: the ig filter for real life

for many centuries,
from egyptians to romans,
males have been wearing make up.
shocker,
i know.
nowadays,
even tho make up has become a staple for vixens,
a shit ton of males have been secretly rocking subtle hints of it.
one of marvin bienaime’s proteges,
joey,

 

caused a lot of chatter when he posted this on his ig…

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Posted in BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "EW" WOW

the new skincare treatment that may sweep the country!

cute vixen; nice skin.
 everyone meet ruby karyo from maryland.
she has a tip that she wants to share on how she achieves her glow.
as you can tell,
her skin is thoroughly moisturized.
who knew it was something that was right in front of our faces

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Posted in BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

ryan cleary gets some new head

ryan cleary is one hell of a wolf.
he makes me feel things that i shouldn’t for a taken male.
he’s in a whole relationship so i’m keeping the lust down to volume 3.
God continues to work on me.
well ryan decided to change up his hair recently.
a foxholer sent me in the videos and…
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Posted in BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T I'LL ALLOW IT THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

usher steps out with a whole new wig for 2019

i think usher is so handsome.
i didn’t like him during his “my way” era,
but he has grown on me over the years.
sidebar:

Why is Usher not mentioned with the r&b greats?

he’s pretty successful in his own right.
anyway,
usher had me copying his haircut a few years ago.
he brought it back recently:

…but now he has an entirely new cut.
he debuted his “rat pack” stylings on new years eve and well…
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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

the one thing king james can’t rule is his hair follicles

the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:

his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
like,
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
sheesh.
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
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