the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:
his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
Continue reading “the one thing king james can’t rule is his hair follicles”
Act One: Denial
it started about a few years ago at work,
liar liar noticed a small thinning patch in the middle of my head.
she made a big deal of it by pointing it out to everyone.
when she saw me freaking,
her narrative changed to:
“it’s not that bad!”
…but in my eyes,
the thought of losing my hair destroyed me…
Continue reading “it seems like a (hair) loss”
so as you know,
i was gifted the “oily skin” pr package from the kind folks at “mario badescu”.
( x see entry here )
i’ve been using the products for a close to two weeks now.
it’s time for my exclusive foxhole review…
*i only font about products that i feel strongly about.
any product that i font about has been used.
i’ve been patiently waiting to font about mario badescu.
you know when i love something,
i’m gonna give you an entry about it.
so i started testing their products at the beginning of the year.
i sorta became obsessed with the results.
let’s get into how i got introduced to them…
what happened to mario?
he just up and vanished from the “r&b” scene.
my favorite song of his will always be:
i have legit listened to that song on repeat all day once.
i’ve seen some interesting thirst traps in my foxhole life.
straight wolves will do anything,
and i mean anything,
to let you know they are packing in the front and back.
what about whitening your teeth?
this is where mario comes in.
this is what a foxholer sent me…
Continue reading “mario posts a thirst trap and the secret to whiter teeth”
i think everyone should have a toiletries bag.
i have been carrying one to work for years now.
or an after work outing,
i would be equipped with my essentials.
i finally started unpacking the bag id carry to my old job.
i hadn’t removed my toiletries bag yet,
but i figured it would make for a great foxhole entry.
so this is my bag:
it was a “d&g” toiletries bag i got in a gift set with the cologne,
yours doesn’t have to be that level of expensive.
it is whatever your style,
big or small.
take a look at what i kept in my bag…