Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

shit happens (in the meat aisle)

we have all had this issue once or twice in our lives.
your stomach starts a-bubblin and you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough.
it don’t matter where.
you eat or drink the wrong thing and…

if we’re lucky,
we can find a bathroom fast enough.
other times,
we are shit outta luck and…

a foxholer sent me michael rapaport’s ig,
who had some wild shit to show and well…

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Posted in ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (94)

i’ve never seen a fake ass that looked good.
it always looks a mess on a side view.

I always wondered what it felt like when getting hit from the back…

the following is two folks fighting,
but i more distracted by the butt cheeks…

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Posted in THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "EW"

when someone puts more than their foot in your meal

^that meal looks delicious,
but after this following entry
ugh.
so it’s about to be the start of potluck season in a few weeks.
i’ll be honest with you foxhole…

I was never with the “potluck” shit at jobs

you never know how people keep their homes,
especially their kitchens.
so my home vixen sent me the following video and i nearly gagged.
it’s a snow vixen who has an interesting way of cooking.
this isn’t for weak stomachs…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

a 12 year old put the alleged moves on justin crawford (he couldn’t resist)

i’ve been sent some stories that i’m often left going:

“WTF?”

i’ll add this one to the many.
ex baller hyena,
by the name of justin crawford,
was allegedly caught in a compromising situation today.
one with a 12 year old.
this is the story via “tmz”
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Posted in FOXHOLE ESSENTIALS LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE SUS WOW X MARKS THE FOX

so ya’ll wash your old condoms with tide or….?

what in the all of broke…?
in my learning of sexual education,
i was also told to always use a fresh condom.
even after one round with the condom still on,
the other two or three rounds should have a new condom.
 when a foxholer sent me the story washing and re-using old condoms,
i high key cringed.
this is what to sent to me from “the daily mail”
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Posted in WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? X MARKS THE FOX

Make Sure Your Hook Ups and FWB Are Changing The Pillow Cases

sometimes i wonder why folks say certain things out loud?
things that will give them heavy judgment?
i’m often very confused,
but i have to remember some don’t have no shame.
well some she-hyena didn’t wash her pillowcase in five years.
i feel the vomit coming up slowly.
a fohxoler sent me what her doctor discovered via “the daily mail”
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