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currently on the red eye (like, i’m not even cappin’)

tonight,
i was supposed to be back in these forests.
i was all set to head with my peoples to this nice spot.
i had the outfit and smell goods ready.
my skin was on a level 10 of clean and clear.
even though i lost my id,
i was gonna sneak out and have some much-needed fun.
yesterday,
i decided to take a nap but when i woke up…

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wtf is chris brown on this time?

remember when i use to call chris brown,
breezy wolf“?
good times.
chris has taken us on so many adventures during his career.
we have gone on his highs and lows.
one thing i’ve noticed about him:

His stans will coddle him to death

if someone isn’t “picking on him” then we are “misunderstanding” the situation.
that is the issue i have with stan culture.
they are so hyper-focused on defending that they ignore the problem right in front of them.
celebs don’t need any more “yes” people and actually like it when folks can be honest.
i saw a video of chris with lebron james and it had me at a loss for words.
it was at the “space jam 2” premiere but…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (108)

am i the only one who takes others into consideration before doing things?
i’m not perfect,
but i do try to remember social cues.
i keep asking myself and others

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?

like,
what is the thought process with some folks?
i don’t know if people want to go viral or just annoy the rest of us.
i saw this tweet and had to wonder

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onlyfans is looking to shut down some of ya’ll careers (and i’m actually upset about it tbh)

tumblr used to be the free onlyfans to be a few years ago.
it was a breeding ground for great pictures,
videos,
and filth.
it was home to some of the best baiters in the business.
they would leak nudes and get thousands and millions of likes.

…and alla dat changed when Yahoo bought it.

granted,
some jackals were doing too much with child porn and sexual abuse content,
but tumblr is a shell of its former self these days.
onlyfans is looking to do the same trying to become more mainstream.
they may cut off some of these folk’s porn careers…

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according to shaggy, the gays are only committing hate crimes against each other in jamaica

i think some jamaican males can be sexy,
but they are a lot to deal with.
they do come with a lot and can have you here down bad.
i’ve heard the meats can be chef’s kiss,
but you might have to throw away the rest of the human.
one raging stereotype about jamaicans males:

They be homophobic af

sometimes they’ll be homophobic af,
but will still be trying to fuck the shit outta you.

reggae artist,
shaggy,
wanted to let us know that in jamaica,
the COUNTRY OF JAMAICA,

that it isn’t the straight jamaican males that are committing hate crimes.
it’s actually “gay on gay” crimes of passion…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (106)

one night,
many moons ago,
i went out with an ex-friend and her mutual pack of lesbians.
we decided to go to dinner in the city.
we eat,
chatting,
and things were good until i saw everyone start to dip one by one.

One she-jackal gonna text my ex-friend and say they are dining and dashing.

for those who don’t know,
dining and dashing means you eat at a restaurant and leave without paying.
ex-friend had to charge her card a good 200+ for the bill.
these pack of wild she-jackals in the following video decided to dine and dash,
but forgot their keys

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