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he got more than he could bear

*the following is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

you all know i’m an animal lover.
duh.
these humans love to torment these animals that be minding their business.
i hate when they hunt foxes and elephants especially.
well the pretty vixen sent me an ig about someone hunting a bear.
the bear had time and this was the outcome
and i’m giving the foxhole a whole warning

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the battle to wipe your ass in case of emergency

the rona has folks out here acting completely ridiculous.
as you know,
the country was declared a national emergency by dump on friday.
that has caused folks to go into full blown panic.
i saw an older vixen in the store with about 4 different kinds of hot sauces.
supermarkets have been wiped out,
folks are out here ( x re-selling hand sanitizer ),
but one major thing has gone missing…

Toilet paper

folks are out here legit beefing over toilet paper…

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boosie thinks his son friend’s lips are nice, fluffy, with a curl to them

most dl wolves have come out of pocket over my lips and eyes.
vixens usually want me to eat them out.
whole nother story.
they usually make a slick comment over my lips tho.
the thought of these lips bobbin up and down on their pipes >>>
the thought of my eyes looking up at them as i’m bobbin >>>
the dl literally jumps out of them.
they can’t control it.
well boosie made some interesting comments about zaya wade last week,
but then goes and says this about his son’s friend this week…
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we need security just to leave the crib these days (smh)

i’m dead serioussssss!
there is no doubt that many jackals and hyenas that hate gays.

it comes with the territory.
when those types make their way into your personal space with the rah rah,
that’s when it becomes a problem.
imagine minding your business on the train platform and this happens…

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this is what you tweet after he beat your shit up last night

social media always brings out the best in the attentionistos and nistas.
it’s a place where we can do/say things that will causes controversy,
but end up apologizing when a good dragging commences.
i hate,
hate,
hate,
when i follow someone who i think is interesting and they turn out to be ignorant.
it’s those first few tweets.
like,
i see all your shit and then i’m hit with utter nonsense.
so i started following this vixen she-jackal because i liked her commentary.
oomf retweeted something she posted and i was interested in her timeline.
she seemed like the type to speak her mind so i was like cool.
well she posted and deleted this today…

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THE SHIT I JUST SAW ON THE DAMN TRAIN!!!

foxhole.
i need you to sit down.
the following is going to make you scream.
so i’m sitting on the train coming home.
a ton of delays so it’s moving slow.
i’m in the corner seat by myself and it’s crowded af.
in front of me,
this dude is pressed up against this woman.
mid 20s-early 30s hood pineapple in a fly outfit.
from how it looked,
i thought they were together.
like,
he was all up behind her.
i couldn’t see faces but i just saw their mid sections.
as the train was approaching my stop,
i see this thing start dripping in the floor.
i thought it was something dripping out the woman’s bag.
foxhole,
when i lookedddddddddddddddddddddd…

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