oh brother! oh brother!

i need to font something off my chest.
so my x-twitter feed is a mess.
like,
nuts.

i can’t even open that in public.

it’s my fault though because if you didn’t know,
if you go down a certain rabbit hole,
you’ll find all the good porn.
sometimes,
those ratchets upload the whole video on there.

it’s giving tumblr 2.0

be careful because i had to block some shit.
anyhoo,
i ended up on a video that had me stuck but then…
then…
i was rudely awakened…

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he would have been BIG DADDY in slavery

i’ve seen some black folks talk and font about how they’d handle slavery differently.
the “i’d fight back” crew amuse me because they claim they’d cause all kind of upheaval.

everyone wants to be the hero to go down in history,
right?

i’ve haven’t seen the:

i’d turn my slave master out so i can be the special gay house negro.

…but first time for everything.
BIG DADDY aka @heart0faking responded to a tweet titled.
“dating someone who would have sold you back in the day is crazy to me“.
this is what he allegedly fonted on that hyena’s x-twitter…

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the NFL player who got (his 1.3 million) tricked on

you know what i think catches up folks on rih social media?

the need to broadcast the outcomes from their crimes.

from the cheating to the stealing,
the “keep yo shit off social media” types can’t help themselves.
i love that for them because it gives me something to font about.
first of all,
this following story had me so vex.
every time something new comes out about it,
i’m like:

what?
what?
whattttttttttttt?

this is about daejon love,
the scamming jackal who claimed he was a baller wolf,
who played for the 49ers,
and none of that even exists.
its the helmet while practicing drills on the beach for me:

who did he think was gonna tackle him?
a crab?
a seagull?
king triton?
like,
what?

may this level of pathological liar never find me:

well his mugshot was released today and…

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geno smith baby mama was yelling help to make the moment extra viral?

atp,
i don’t know why vixens aim to get pregnant by baller wolves.

“baby mama pregnant” btw.

like bootz said on “flavor of love“:
“if ima be a hoe,
ima be a top dolla hoe.”

my uterus would be off limits until i see a ring,
5 years after marriage,

and a place in the will.
i ain’t bringing no child in the forests,
by no baller wolf,
that gonna have me running down a drive way yelling “halp”,
to look back and not see the see baller wolf ain’t chasing after my ass.

nfl baller wolf for the jets,
geno smith,
baby mama is the one who looks crazy AF to me here…

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jordan peele casted me in a movie that i didn’t get a heads up about

i managed to save up a whole stack so far.
i’m trying to be on the next thing smoking,

sooner than later.
if i can get 3k in the next 2 months,

i’m gonna put down my security deposit on my own place.

i was trying to be in The Foxhole this week,
find my rhythm again,
but it gets difficult when you’re staying with a chaos agent
(maybe i’ll nickname them that)
this week was yet another installment of:

“the jordan peele movie that i didn’t know i was casted in”

the latest drama was them losing the whole apartment…

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i think left eye would be shaking her head at chilli right now

you know what we need to realize?

many of our favs are silent stans of the current administration.

they don’t always come out in public,
but they definitely hide in the shadows to do their dirty work.
how disappointing is it to be a TLC fan or stan rn.
i don’t know how they pulled rozanda “chilli” lewis out the shadows but allegedly…

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