the NFL player who got (his 1.3 million) tricked on

you know what i think catches up folks on rih social media?

the need to broadcast the outcomes from their crimes.

from the cheating to the stealing,
the “keep yo shit off social media” types can’t help themselves.
i love that for them because it gives me something to font about.
first of all,
this following story had me so vex.
every time something new comes out about it,
i’m like:

what?
what?
whattttttttttttt?

this is about daejon love,
the scamming jackal who claimed he was a baller wolf,
who played for the 49ers,
and none of that even exists.
its the helmet while practicing drills on the beach for me:

who did he think was gonna tackle him?
a crab?
a seagull?
king triton?
like,
what?

may this level of pathological liar never find me:

well his mugshot was released today and…

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geno smith baby mama was yelling help to make the moment extra viral?

atp,
i don’t know why vixens aim to get pregnant by baller wolves.

“baby mama pregnant” btw.

like bootz said on “flavor of love“:
“if ima be a hoe,
ima be a top dolla hoe.”

my uterus would be off limits until i see a ring,
5 years after marriage,

and a place in the will.
i ain’t bringing no child in the forests,
by no baller wolf,
that gonna have me running down a drive way yelling “halp”,
to look back and not see the see baller wolf ain’t chasing after my ass.

nfl baller wolf for the jets,
geno smith,
baby mama is the one who looks crazy AF to me here…

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jordan peele casted me in a movie that i didn’t get a heads up about

i managed to save up a whole stack so far.
i’m trying to be on the next thing smoking,

sooner than later.
if i can get 3k in the next 2 months,

i’m gonna put down my security deposit on my own place.

i was trying to be in The Foxhole this week,
find my rhythm again,
but it gets difficult when you’re staying with a chaos agent
(maybe i’ll nickname them that)
this week was yet another installment of:

“the jordan peele movie that i didn’t know i was casted in”

the latest drama was them losing the whole apartment

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i think left eye would be shaking her head at chilli right now

you know what we need to realize?

many of our favs are silent stans of the current administration.

they don’t always come out in public,
but they definitely hide in the shadows to do their dirty work.
how disappointing is it to be a TLC fan or stan rn.
i don’t know how they pulled rozanda “chilli” lewis out the shadows but allegedly…

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noah, geez, why you had to be an alleged racist?

ugh!
i hate when you discover someone and you find out they’re trash.
alleged trash,
but you can be the judge.

that being fonted:

i’m bout tired of some of these people letting their intrusive thoughts win.

…but i guess its good they do it so we can either ignore or boycott.
so remember i ( x posted about person the other day ).
his name isn’t “the foot demon” as i assumed his parent’s named him,
but it’s actually noah aka @noahgeez00.
well one of the F-BI showed me his alleged racist DM to a black creator and well…

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the worst thing we can do for britney is coddle her

you know what i don’t like about some people who REALLY stan for someone?

they are okay with people looking crazy.

..and when you address the obvious crazy,
they want to tell or font you about some fuckin’ record sales or pocket watching.

who gives AF if this person is selling more than ______?
like,
what are we talking or fonting about?

if you can’t be honest about the dumb shit someone you stan for does:

you are the problem and they will benefit without you.

that being fonted: i’m tired of this coddling of britney spears.
it is getting out of control.
she was just ( x arrested for driving drunk ),
which seems to her latest thing on her “too far gone; no hopes of a comeback” tour.
you know who i blame the most?…

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