the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

I couldn’t help but wonder,
are people underpaid and underfucked according to the news?

in one forest,
it feels like we’re inching closer to a dystopian nightmare a la the handmaid’s tale.
in my forest,
it seems like everyone around me is having their brains fucked out,
one way or another.
i saw this today…

remember this tatted hood wolf?
oh you don’t?
hmm.
lets see if i can jog that memory…

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like ^his screen name,
 prince has spoken and maybe he shouldn’t have.
i always font:

We would be shocked to know who has talked/been in relationships/or had sex with on the low.

there are people we wouldn’t think are gay/bi…

…but were wrapped around the fingers of someone of the same sex.

i love when you can text them and they answer quick.
no lines; no waiting.
you can share something really special with another person…
until they go on a podcast to reveal  they had phenomenal sex with you.
prince michael of love and hiphop miami fame did just that when…

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i’ve noticed something in this new onlyfans era:

Some of ya’ll don’t like to wear condoms.

thanks to prep,
or very “living dangerously” folks,
many of ya’ll like to go raw in any and every hole.
the straights are on that raw meat diet too.
so it’s hard,
literally,
to get many people to wear condoms on their sexual adventures.
condom use and prep don’t stop STIS tho.
a fav foxholer sent me the lead on a drug that may help tho.
philip johnson (@philaye),
with the help of lufty (@sincerely_lufty),
made a video about a couple who took doxypep after a threesome…

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“What is with all this gay shit on Power?????” – one of my straight wolf associates said.

i’m not watching “power book 2: ghost” with the son,
tariq.
it’s not that i don’t wanna watch but i’m kinda “eh” about it.
i stopped watching well into the first season somewhere.
i think around their winter break.
tariq and the mother highkey annoyed me on the original power.
ill tune in one of these days.
anyway,
i’ve been hearing about the gay sex scenes on the show.
the last thing i saw was the gay brother smashing a dude in art class.
his mother,
played by mary j,
found his drawing and figured out he was gay.
i’m gonna font something that may get me in trouble.
even tho 50s mouth and fingers are wild disrespectful…

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