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not a lot of males know how to fuck good.
foreplay?
huh?
a clit?
what’s that?
a lot of it has to do with them being selfish or not knowing what they’re doing.
it’s a “get in; get out” in many of these sexual entanglements.
add to the fact there is no passion or chemistry so it’s literally a trip to pound town.
pound town being:

“I’m gonna fuck you so hard,
your cheeks will sound like the clapping in Radio City Music Hall.”

good strokes to me is all about the tempo and variety.
it’s like a dance,
knowing when to go slow and when to beat it up.
someone sent me flashman wade having sex and…

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like that last entry,
celebrities are only good as their last scandals.
it’s not unusual for us to like some drama in our celebs.
it sells books and movies,
but it also creates real-life characters that make us watch their every move.
believe it or not,
trump has mastered the art of it.
tyler posey,
who i didn’t even realize was the kid in “maid in manhattan” with jlo:

…and starred in mtv’s “teen wolf”,
has decided to jump the shark apparently.
he recently came out as pansexual in an interview:

but then he went here…

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i remember that one time i was supposed to go live in florida with my uncle after my mother died.
i drove,
by myself,
all the way down to miami to start a new life.
needless to say,
that didn’t work out.
anyway,
after driving for hours,
i stayed in a hotel down in south carolina.
it was called “south of the border“.
the only reason i stayed is that there was a big ass ferris wheel at the entrance.
that night,
whoever stayed in the room next to me was getting turnt tf out.
the walls were so thin that i heard the whole sex session from my room.
as much as it turned me on,
it annoyed tf outta me because i had to be on the road early the next morning.
she was OD on the moaning,
but the wolf was cute so i can see why she was moaning her head off.
i had to see what he looked like the next morning at check out.
so i saw this on twitter tonight…

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patterns.
when someone has a particular way of doing things consistently,
that can be a sign of who the person is.
we often ignore patterns because we hope things to be different.
we saw glimpses of those patterns as we got to know them,
but we chose to ignore it.

“When a person shows you who they are,
believe them.” – The great and late,
Maya Angelou.

one of my favorite quotes.
we like to think we are these special snowflakes when it comes to others,
that we’ll treated differently than those from their past,
but i’m here to font you…

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foxhole,
i’d like to make a confession.
please don’t judge me.
i’m fragile.
everyone has a particular fetish that gets them off when they watch porn.
i have a few…

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let’s talk about sex this morning.
for those WFH,
you will have to discuss it later.

when i say “he fucked the shit outta me“,
that rarely means that my future manz hurt me in any way.
someone “fuckin’ the shit outta me” meant he kilt my shit.
he was passionate,
intensely horny,
and the strokes was hittin’ my foxhole pums on another level.
it can be “killin’ yo shit” rough or the slow “long john silver” special,
but often than not,
i’m not in regret when we are done.
so a recent video has been circulating about porn star,
phatrabbitkiller.
he had a session with a fox that had almost everyone throwing up.
the attention is in the details…

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