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chrissy teigen has gotten canceled and the sympathy is nowhere to be had

i was waiting for chrissy teigen to put her foot in her mouth.
i knew it was coming.
i don’t know how john legend deals with her,
but she is legit one of the most annoying people in hollywood.
she has gotten herself canceled for being the unapologetic loud mouth.
so chrissy teiegn left twitter in march because she was being bullied,
but karma has revealed she was a bully to courtney stodden when she was a teenager.
courtney was made famous at 16 when she married a 50-year-old actor.
chrissy decided to launch these tweets at courtney for whatever reason…

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my friends f*cked each other, f*cked me, and karma f*cked them

friends?
there was a vixen and wolf (before they turned) i was really cool with.

this was during my brief stint as a high school student before i dropped out.
 if you came to school late,
you couldn’t get into the building so we met playing hooky.
we had a good time that day.
a week later,
they started fucking.
i’d be on the bed,
playing video games,
and he would be clappin’ her cheeks hard.
sometimes,
they’d let me touch them as they were getting it on.
she had a nice bawdy and he had a big beautiful dick and fat ass.
i was in the room when they tried anal for the first time.
they wanted me to watch.

You know I like watching people fuck.

it was good up until

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b. smith’s hubby is now single since his white woman took off on his ass

^this karma was delicious.
it went down smooth mixed with my english breakast tea.
the late b. smith‘s husband,
dan gasby,
was moving real foul out here.
while b. smith was dying of alzheimer’s disease,
he dated his new white lady into their home.
rumors were circulating how foul they were to b. smith while she wasn’t in her right mind.
well in 2020 fashion,
the house of cards fell down on dan’s head via “the jasmine brand“…

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life has a way of shitting on all those who hurt your feelings (that feeling is better than sex)

sometimes,
you think karma is just for the one who hurt you,
but it can ricochet and hit many targets.
all you need to do is bow out gracefully and move on with your life.
have you ever been in a situation where…

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is it wrong to feel good when someone gets their karma or…?

when bad things happen to those who hurt us,
they always tell us to take the high road.
we must not celebrate and all that jazz.
personally,
i think you should unleash a little bit of petty

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i wonder what their shit is telling them today?

i’m sure the shit is stinkin’ right now.
so my ex-coworker/friend from my last position sent me a text:

“Can you talk?”

i figured she wanted to vent about her day.
i have time.
that job has gotten really stressful for her as of late.
so you know the person they replaced me with?
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