Foxhole…

are ya’ll watching “heated rivalry” on “the artist formerly known as HBO MAX”?

wait,
you’re not?
i promise you are missing some good gay shit with a heavy emphasis on smut.
in a quick elevator pitch:

the show is about two hockey baller wolves,
on two rivalry teams,
that end up fuckin in a DL situationship.

orrrrrrrr you could watch the trailer:

it’s the number 2 show on there btw.
i think the the storyline is great,
and i love how it’s filmed,
but the sex scenes:

mmm.

sidebar: i see more straight vixens obsessing about this show and the gay sexin’.
the show’s reddit community has more vixens in there than gay males.
i found that quite interesting.

jordan firstman is on “i love LA”,
which is another show on “the artist formerly known as MAX but is HBO MAX again“.
he had some critiques about the gay sex scenes. on “heated rivalry”.
he said in an interview via “deadline“…

In a new interview, Jordan Firstman, who plays Charlie in I Love LA, took some shots at the Crave series for its portrayal of gay sex scenes.

On the most recent episode of I Love LA, Charlie is seen watching a sex tape he made, and the Vulture reporter noted that the scene seemed “legitimately casual,” as opposed to sex scenes on Heated Rivalry, which seem “posed.”

“Yeah, we’re going for it. It’s gay. I’m sorry, I watched those first two episodes of Heated Rivalry, and it’s just not gay,” Firstman replied. “It’s not how gay people fuck. There’s so few things that actually show gay sex. In the first sex scene, when we both say ‘that part’ after cumming, that’s one of my favorite moments. That is a real thing that is from my life.”

He continued, “Me and this guy were obsessed with saying ‘that part’ for a moment and we both came and just instinctively said it and then laughed a lot. That’s gay to me. A straight guy could not write that. They don’t know what the camaraderie of gay sex is. So, yeah, I think I definitely led the charge with that.”

Later on in the interview, Firstman mentioned Heated Rivalry again, saying that “a lot of people just want entertainment or to see two straight hockey players pretending to be gay and fucking.”

Viewers like authenticity between actors and the characters they portray on screen, and there’s been a lot of chatter about the Heated Rivalry actors’ sexuality.

“I am one of those bitches who says, ‘Then say it.’ A gay guy would say it,” Firstman said. “I don’t respect you because you care too much about your career and what’s going to happen if people think you’re gay.”

what is he even talmbout?

jordan,
it’s a TV show that is based off a gay smut book.
if we wanna see “real gays fucking“,
we’d hop on OF or freak twitter.

…or are you lowkey telling is you fucked that wolf who came in you in your sex scene?

…because the point of acting is to act.
the two actors on “heated rivarly” are doing what they are supposed to do.

acting.

i don’t give a fuck what they do outside of this show.
clearly,
jordan is living vicariously through his character.
so is it a show or a reality show?

i watch the show for 5’2 wolf king,
josh hutcherson,
so there’s that.

josh has better straight sex scenes on that show than jordan.

i watched “i love LA” and honestly,
jordan is playing himself so he isn’t actually acting to me.
i fully get this is who he is IRL.

i did love the responses from the actors on the show tho.
françois arnaud,
( x who is bi and in a relationship with another male IRL ) said on “just jared” IG:

pfft.
françios,
who i think is sexy AF,
had his own sex scenes on the show in an episode centered around his character.
hudson williams ,
who plays “shane” on “heated rivalry”,:
decided to match jordan’s cattiness with higher ground.
on his IG story,
he fonted:

nothing makes someone look like a real asshole than complimenting them.
jordan,
realizing he was an asshole,
decided to post this response on his story:

*insert massive eye roll here*

someone get jordan a media training coach STAT!

…because he gotta do something about that mouth.
that big mouth.

lowkey: i think the sex scenes compliment the story.
they are a build up to the fucking and it makes it more…
sexy?
if i wanna watch white gays fuckin realistically,
i’ll turn on a cade maddox flick.

article and screen grabs cc:

x deadline
x deadline 2
x just jared